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minor things that make you fume

This appears to be post-lockdown specific: people who drive around with their full beams on, ignoring the fact they are blinding everyone else. I've been driving for more than twenty years and you almost never saw it before 2020; now it's every time I drive anywhere.
I like it when people do this. Give a polite flash of my lights first before another couple before passing them with my hand on the horn and lights on full. Gets the blood going. I feel a bit disappointed if they dim them to be honest.
 

Since all this lockdown business and working from home I have taken to going for a walk for exercise before work. Never noticed before, probably because I didn't walk in the street as much, but it is amazing the excessive speed some people drive in 20 mile per hour zones. Normally with their kids in the car and the windows covered in baby on board signs ? I assume they are taking their kids to school but the 20 mile per hour limit zones are often close to schools to protect kids. Has that not occurred to them????
One thing that gets my goat is the "Baby on Board" signs in the back window... I mean what are they saying:
- excuse me driving like a Tvat but - "Baby on Board"
- Please don't ram into my car (like anyone would) - "Baby on Board"
- Please try not to make a noise (he is sleeping)when overtaking on the inside because I am driving 10 mph below the speed limit - "Baby on Board"
- I know I am ugly but at least I have had sex - "Baby on Board"
 
Sat in an Uber, driver does a silent fart and you just have to sit there and take it like a man because you don’t want to make them feel bad by asking to open a window to get rid of the stench. So you both sit there in awkward silence pretending nothing happened when in truth you are both dying inside, him from shame, me from being stupidly polite to the point where I will choose to surround myself with a mans anal fumes rather than embarrass him.
 
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The PA message in Sainsburys makes me smile and fume.

"Face coverings are now a personal choice, blah blah blah, If you need any help or support please contact a member of staff"

Like, what?
 
One of the many, many reasons I will not use public transport if there is any other conceivable option.
Oh god yeah. I can't see anyway I would ever get on a bus or a packed train. If I absolutely have to get on a train. Then it is first class.
Busses? Happy to pay petrol and parking if I have to go anywhere, which could be done on a bus. Last time I went on one was 2005. Rush hour from the city centre. Never and I do mean never again. Talking, eating, drinking, sniffing, physical contact cause the seats are far too small. Nah. I'm good.
 

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