JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Mosquito bit my eyelid and now I look like a lord of the rings character. Not one of the handsome ones either.
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I heard if you cover yourself in lemon juice they won't bite you.Mosquito bit my eyelid and now I look like a lord of the rings character. Not one of the handsome ones either.
I hunted it down in the morning. Fat guffer could barely move it had drank so much. Considered making it an example by sellotaping it to the doorI heard if you cover yourself in lemon juice they won't bite you.
They've obviously never logged on hereWhen you’re just about to leave work but get notified you have to travel to a police station 40 minutes away and act as an appropriate adult for 2 of your residents ffs
No consideration for others these daysSome ass hat decided to mow their garden lawn this morning at 8am. It's as if they had no idea I'd been up half the night drinking beer and watching the boxing. Strange thing is, I'm fairly sure it was the same fool that did the same lawn at 8:30am yesterday.
You're right mate, I did indeed do it yesterday morning, but just fired it up and left it idling for a couple of hours today. Same thing planned for bank holiday Monday.Some ass hat decided to mow their garden lawn this morning at 8am. It's as if they had no idea I'd been up half the night drinking beer and watching the boxing. Strange thing is, I'm fairly sure it was the same fool that did the same lawn at 8:30am yesterday.
Late licence for the trance-plant then?You're right mate, I did indeed do it yesterday morning, but just fired it up and left it idling for a couple of hours today. Same thing planned for bank holiday Monday.