2019/20 Moise Kean

[zzr45]

He's come very close on several occaisions and got one assist. For 2 starts and 19 years old its a good start.
Soz he aint Mbappe tho.

Christ we’re lurking into Kopite Alternative League Tables here.

 

[Connor]

Jesus Christ. State of this now.

He's a baby and played a handful of games.

 

[J.c. 7.4]

I will call you a happy clapper. Swallowed the clubs PR hook line and sinker.

I'd call you a bell

 

[MikeH72]

Jesus Christ. State of this now.

He's a baby and played a handful of games.

I’m astonished anything surprises you with our fans.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Can we start the 'How long do we give Moise Kean?' thread now?

 

[Connor]

I’m astonished anything surprises you with our fans.

I have cleansed Twitter of any criers, bar Del, so thought we had turned anew.

You come on here and realise that isn't the case.

 

[GwladysPhil]

He's only 19 and already looks more dangerous than any other striker we've had since Lukaku.

Dribbling and pulling shots off is something we've lacked.

The goals will come.

 

[MikeH72]

I have cleansed Twitter of any criers, bar Del, so thought we had turned anew.

You come on here and realise that isn't the case.

Made me laugh this.

 

[Thomasc]

Christ we’re lurking into Kopite Alternative League Tables here.

Tell us oh wise one, what is it exactly that you are chunnering on about?

Is it the fact that the kid has come from Juventus, so therefore his signing attracted attention due to him being high profile. Or is it the fact he hadn’t scored yet?

Or are you just a bit impatient in general and a bit disgruntled with everything?

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Tell us oh wise one, what is it exactly that you are chunnering on about?

Is it the fact that the kid has come from Juventus, so therefore his signing attracted attention due to him being high profile. Or is it the fact he hadn’t scored yet?

Or are you just a bit impatient in general and a bit disgruntled with everything?

You called?

 

[SteStocksDJ]

Hasn’t scored. Sell. Souness was right

 

[zzr45]

Tell us oh wise one, what is it exactly that you are chunnering on about?

Is it the fact that the kid has come from Juventus, so therefore his signing attracted attention due to him being high profile. Or is it the fact he hadn’t scored yet?

Or are you just a bit impatient in general and a bit disgruntled with everything?

I’m not impatient. I’m just not rushing to laud a lad as the second coming seeing as we did the same with everyone else we’ve signed since Lukaku left.

The whole point of him being there is to score goals. I’d quite like him to do that. Not produce a list of ‘oh but he hit the post once so that should count really’ type posts.

Let’s see him do what he’s here for. Then let’s get excited.

 

[Baines' left foot]

lol I thought it would take a bit longer than this but Kean has all the hallmarks of a classic boo boy.

- Perceived bad attitude (although based on nothing)? CHECK
- Young lad making big money? CHECK
- Big money transfer in position we needed? CHECK
- Has a bit of confidence/cockiness about him? CHECK

You will drive him out of this club.

 

[MikeH72]

lol I thought it would take a bit longer than this but Kean has all the hallmarks of a classic boo boy.

- Perceived bad attitude (although based on nothing)? CHECK
- Young lad making big money? CHECK
- Big money transfer in position we needed? CHECK
- Has a bit of confidence/cockiness about him? CHECK

You will drive him out of this club.

I can already hear the “LOOK AT IM E DUZNT WANNA BE ERE” coming from the lard arse that used to sit behind me in the top balcony. Thank god I swerved it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I can already hear the “LOOK AT IM E DUZNT WANNA BE ERE” coming from the lard arse that used to sit behind me in the top balcony. Thank god I swerved it.

Who will be the first to say it though? That’s the really important detail here.