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Most you've ever disappointed your partner

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Just for Chico, will give a top 5, not in any order

1. When I got my knob out in front of her mate from work when they were having a girlie night in and I came home pissed.

2. When I said she had put on loads of weight.

3. When I bought her a deep fat fryer for Valentine's Day.

4. When I bottled out of the snip and made her carry on with the injection even though it gives her bad migraines.

5. When I sparked her brother out at a party.

Bad husband me.
Soz a bar me.
 
Caso01 said:
Just for Chico, will give a top 5, not in any order

1. When I got my knob out in front of her mate from work when they were having a girlie night in and I came home pissed.

2. When I said she had put on loads of weight.

3. When I bought her a deep fat fryer for Valentine's Day.

4. When I bottled out of the snip and made her carry on with the injection even though it gives her bad migraines.

5. When I sparked her brother out at a party.

Bad husband me.
Soz a bar me.
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2 and 3 may well be connected..
 

My bird has a vibrator and she's seen by her mates as a 'fun girl, with a naughty side'...

But when I gave them a demonstration of my deluxe fistmaster 5000 love doll, with elasticated orifices, realistic ecstatic moaning sounds, and semen collection tank, they called me a pervert...

How's that for disappointment? :mad:
 
years ago I thought it would be funny to mess with my then girlfriends head on her birthday as a joke, I wrapped up various sized boxes and put them inside each other a bit like them Russian eggs, so she sees this big box and her eyes light up thinking its something boss, she unwraps it only to find another box and at first she laughed at it but as she opened each package to reveal another wrapped box the laughter began to seep away and was being replaced by fume, so after several boxes, each time a little bit of her died inside she came across the last box roughly the size of a jewellery box, now she gets all excited again expecting something nice and expensive the she opens it up to find a cliff Richard key chain.

The look on her face in the seconds after of confusion and anger was priceless until she burst out crying and launched her phone at my head
 
sageyefc said:
years ago I thought it would be funny to mess with my then girlfriends head on her birthday as a joke, I wrapped up various sized boxes and put them inside each other a bit like them Russian eggs, so she sees this big box and her eyes light up thinking its something boss, she unwraps it only to find another box and at first she laughed at it but as she opened each package to reveal another wrapped box the laughter began to seep away and was being replaced by fume, so after several boxes, each time a little bit of her died inside she came across the last box roughly the size of a jewellery box, now she gets all excited again expecting something nice and expensive the she opens it up to find a cliff Richard key chain.

The look on her face in the seconds after of confusion and anger was priceless until she burst out crying and launched her phone at my head
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Fiendish. ;)

Cliff Richard though? I'd have launched an axe at ya lol
 
sageyefc said:
years ago I thought it would be funny to mess with my then girlfriends head on her birthday as a joke, I wrapped up various sized boxes and put them inside each other a bit like them Russian eggs, so she sees this big box and her eyes light up thinking its something boss, she unwraps it only to find another box and at first she laughed at it but as she opened each package to reveal another wrapped box the laughter began to seep away and was being replaced by fume, so after several boxes, each time a little bit of her died inside she came across the last box roughly the size of a jewellery box, now she gets all excited again expecting something nice and expensive the she opens it up to find a cliff Richard key chain.

The look on her face in the seconds after of confusion and anger was priceless until she burst out crying and launched her phone at my head
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Does that mean she kept a tight grip on the key chain? Perhaps she was just angry with herself that she liked the present a little too much.
 

I got so drunk at my sister in laws wedding that when I found out that Everton had won I tried to knee slide on the dance floor and took my wife's Mum and niece out while they were dancing. Was probably the highlight of a wedding where they were divorced a month later cos the groom got off with one of the bridesmaids in the toilets during the reception. Wife didn't speak to me for about 3 days afterwards cos her mum fell and broke her nose, felt sly but it did make the wedding video watchable.
 
Whinging khunt started crying when I gave her a few ton for Christmas as she had no surprises to open. Boo fecking hoo.

But it was prob that time when I called her a Grassing Fat Fuhk, she smashed a laptop over my head for that.

or could have been when I threw the freshly cooked sunday roast beef joint at her sisters head and she ended up with all kinds of grease in it then swilled me with wine.

or when I threw her mar out the house and told her to F Off and don't come back.

or... oh I don't know ask her yourself.
 
bignev23 said:
Whinging khunt started crying when I gave her a few ton for Christmas as she had no surprises to open. Boo fecking hoo.

But it was prob that time when I called her a Grassing Fat Fuhk, she smashed a laptop over my head for that.

or could have been when I threw the freshly cooked sunday roast beef joint at her sisters head and she ended up with all kinds of grease in it then swilled me with wine.

or when I threw her mar out the house and told her to F Off and don't come back.

or... oh I don't know ask her yourself.
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lol
 
Robertor said:
I got so drunk at my sister in laws wedding that when I found out that Everton had won I tried to knee slide on the dance floor and took my wife's Mum and niece out while they were dancing. Was probably the highlight of a wedding where they were divorced a month later cos the groom got off with one of the bridesmaids in the toilets during the reception. Wife didn't speak to me for about 3 days afterwards cos her mum fell and broke her nose, felt sly but it did make the wedding video watchable.
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I was at a wedding reception. Band and everything.
I was utter ball bagged.

Band starts singing Sinatras.. New York, New York... I get on stage and take over.
I start singing Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke.
Made myself look an absolute tit, not that I need much help like.

Bundled into my arl fellas car to drive home.
Feeling sick, I wind the window down, and I vomit all the way through the Mersey Tunnel. Car covered in puke.

Amazed she's still with me TBF. Whenever it gets mentioned, I die a little inside and try and change subject immediately
 
Caso01 said:
Just for Chico, will give a top 5, not in any order

1. When I got my knob out in front of her mate from work when they were having a girlie night in and I came home pissed.

2. When I said she had put on loads of weight.

3. When I bought her a deep fat fryer for Valentine's Day.

4. When I bottled out of the snip and made her carry on with the injection even though it gives her bad migraines.

5. When I sparked her brother out at a party.

Bad husband me.
Soz a bar me.
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Bad husband but abit of a hero to me.
 

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