Most you've ever disappointed your partner

[tim gabbott]

Bought a new 3 piece, had it about 2 weeks, went out with the lads and vaguely remember drinking tequila, woke up with a banging head and my bird screaming at me, I'd done a massive sh1t all over the couch

Should of said it was shop soiled

 

[Chewbacca]

Bit of a first world problem but took her on a surprise holiday to Chicago when she was expecting to go to Italy

 

[dandydan]

I'll have to show my beloved this thread to drive home the message she is lucky to have me.

 

[toffeemax]

went to a t20 cricket then night out over the summer and got proper pissed, get picked up by her somehow in town, was only about 11pm but can barely remember where from. Anyway, wake up at about 4 in the morning with a damp patch, think eff me I must be sweating loads. Jump out the bed and realise I've pissed myself. Anyway, go scoot over into the guest room leaving her to sleep in my warm beer-y piss. She saw the funny side thankfully, should of blamed it on her looking back on it!

 

[Toast]

went to a t20 cricket then night out over the summer and got proper pissed, get picked up by her somehow in town, was only about 11pm but can barely remember where from. Anyway, wake up at about 4 in the morning with a damp patch, think eff me I must be sweating loads. Jump out the bed and realise I've pissed myself. Anyway, go scoot over into the guest room leaving her to sleep in my warm beer-y piss. She saw the funny side thankfully, should of blamed it on her looking back on it!

You taken a piss in the linen bin full of washing yet mate ?

They love that.

 

[jal123]

went to a t20 cricket then night out over the summer and got proper pissed, get picked up by her somehow in town, was only about 11pm but can barely remember where from. Anyway, wake up at about 4 in the morning with a damp patch, think eff me I must be sweating loads. Jump out the bed and realise I've pissed myself. Anyway, go scoot over into the guest room leaving her to sleep in my warm beer-y piss. She saw the funny side thankfully, should of blamed it on her looking back on it!

Missed a trick there, when you woke up you should've changed boxies and gone mental that she was a filthy cow and all that, she'd never have mentioned it again.

 

[Robertor]

Just for Chico, will give a top 5, not in any order

1. When I got my knob out in front of her mate from work when they were having a girlie night in and I came home pissed.

2. When I said she had put on loads of weight.

3. When I bought her a deep fat fryer for Valentine's Day.

4. When I bottled out of the snip and made her carry on with the injection even though it gives her bad migraines.

5. When I sparked her brother out at a party.

Bad husband me.
Soz a bar me.

Lost it at got her a deep fat fryer for Valentine's Day. Please tell me you wrapped it up with a big bow and a note telling her how much you love her.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

When watching Deulofeu's interview the other week, and I told my other half that I loved him more than I loved her, she seemed okay at first, but then refused to do me any lunch. A few minutes later she put her coat on and said she was going for a walk, and then ignored me for the rest of the day, think I may have disappointed her then.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

When watching Deulofeu's interview the other week, and I told my other half that I loved him more than I loved her, she seemed okay at first, but then refused to do me any lunch. A few minutes later she put her coat on and said she was going for a walk, and then ignored me for the rest of the day, think I may have disappointed her then.

It's worse when they let it stew...

 

[malfosse]

Bit of a first world problem but took her on a surprise holiday to Chicago when she was expecting to go to Italy

You sick (naughty word).

 

[sageyefc]

Stayed in a girlfreinds apartment one day while she went to work so did the usual, ate all her food, rummaged through her knicker draw and had a tug, grabbed the nearest thing to clean myself up which was a dress I thought was meant for the wash and then went and had a bubble bath and used most of the bottle. She comes back and picks the dress up of the floor and hits the roof when she sees its full of spunk, just as she starts to calm she goes to put it in the washing basket in the bathroom and sees the leftover bubbles, notices I've used practically a full bottle of her fancy bubble bath instead of a cap full went apeshit again.

Women don't half kick off over little things

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

It's worse when they let it stew...

Nothing worst than that.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Nothing worst than that.

Aye. You know it's coming...But you have no idea when. Usually, the longer it lies dormant...The more you know you're gonna cop for it, and no amount of steeling yerself's gonna prepare you for the fumeage

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Wife didn't speak to me for about 3 days afterwards cos her mum fell and broke her nose

That's not a disappointment mate, that's a result.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Aye. You know it's coming...But you have no idea when. Usually, the longer it lies dormant...The more you know you're gonna cop for it, and no amount of steeling yerself's gonna prepare you for the fumeage

It's like when I ask her if she's ok, and she just say's "why shouldn't I be" and then she's says she's going to sit upstairs.