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Most you've ever disappointed your partner

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sageyefc said:
Stayed in a girlfreinds apartment one day while she went to work so did the usual, ate all her food, rummaged through her knicker draw and had a tug, grabbed the nearest thing to clean myself up which was a dress I thought was meant for the wash and then went and had a bubble bath and used most of the bottle. She comes back and picks the dress up of the floor and hits the roof when she sees its full of spunk, just as she starts to calm she goes to put it in the washing basket in the bathroom and sees the leftover bubbles, notices I've used practically a full bottle of her fancy bubble bath instead of a cap full went apeshit again.

Women don't half kick off over little things
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I'm only shocked at the bubble bath. Nothing else is weird.
 
Caso01 said:
Just for Chico, will give a top 5, not in any order

1. When I got my knob out in front of her mate from work when they were having a girlie night in and I came home pissed.

2. When I said she had put on loads of weight.

3. When I bought her a deep fat fryer for Valentine's Day.

4. When I bottled out of the snip and made her carry on with the injection even though it gives her bad migraines.

5. When I sparked her brother out at a party.

Bad husband me.
Soz a bar me.
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Laughing in tears at number 3 & 4
 
I booked a nice restaurant for a girlfriends birthday on good Friday, spent the Thursday night in Paradox off my box and then decided in the afternoon to go on the ale to sort my head out. Went home about five in the afternoon, fell asleep and woke up at four am with about 50 missed calls and 10 texts.

One from her dad calling me a [Poor language removed], I replied back that I fcuked his daughter like his lot pushed a wall.

I never ever went out with her again, no idea why.
 
Moomin said:
I booked a nice restaurant for a girlfriends birthday on good Friday, spent the Thursday night in Paradox off my box and then decided in the afternoon to go on the ale to sort my head out. Went home about five in the afternoon, fell asleep and woke up at four am with about 50 missed calls and 10 texts.

One from her dad calling me a [Poor language removed], I replied back that I fcuked his daughter like his lot pushed a wall.

I never ever went out with her again, no idea why.
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Oh my Jesus!
 

went out with her dad and a couple of his mates for his birthday one year. Night went on and we got very drunk until we got lost from everyone else so me and her dad ended up in Mathew street in some boss 90s bar. spotted a lady smiling at me way out of my league and (not long after throwing up outside) went over to talk to her saying I could get her. nothing happened and I was too drunk to even talk to her but when the other half heard like a year later she wasn't happy.

With an ex I kinda pulled a girl without realising haha long story of mistaken identity ended up in contact with some girl. only clicked when she rang me the next day like for 20 minutes and the following week she was hinting to get an invite but I wasn't dumb enough to invite her. that night she was a over a friend of a friend and thought I was let off the hook until later in the night she asks for that lads number. get my mates phone to get It and she thanks me then leans in for a kiss. I turn my head for a kiss on the cheek before she then says no a proper kiss.

my gf flew at her shortly after that........
 
Once got that drunk I took a wrong turn and got into bed with a girlfriends parents, on the Mars side, then started cuddling her boobs. Her arl man filled me in and flung me out naked. The following morning he went round to my parents house and said I was a beast, resulting in a fight between him and my arl man. ( which I missed as I was still drunk in bed ).

Another time fell asleep bladdered on top another young lady whilst doing the deed and her house mates had to physically lift me off her. I woke up naked in the front garden with my clothes on top of me a few hours later.

I would like to add that I am not proud of either incident, especially the last one as the girl was a stunner.
 

ianefc said:
I once said I wouldn't get an Ex a Valentines day gift, bottled it last minute on the day itself, went to Sainsbury's (Closest Supermarket still open at the time) came back with a Cullender for draining Veg and a Novel titled 'Ugly'

True story.
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There's a sequel - Beyond Ugly. An anonymous Christmas present perhaps ?
 
I disappointed the now ex-girlfriend by calling one of her mates a c-bomb. In my defence I was very drunk. And he was a complete c-bomb.
 

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