Moyes Potential Replacement

[Furey1878]

Too many of you treating our new manager as a massive edition of X Factor. Turn it in.

So what number do I call to vote for Pereira?

 

[Allezfan]

Too many of you treating our new manager as a massive edition of X Factor. Turn it in.

You're basically one of the two old men from the muppets moaning about the modern world because you know your lass is getting it from some smooth talking 20 year old who knows about computers and stuff while you're off spending eight hours trying to get the washing machine working.

 

[ijjysmith]

I can't stand Benitez the tw*t. I'd rather have pretty much anyone else but him.

Now this I can agree with. Well apart from Neville or Lennon.

 

[ToffeeMike]

I want Vitor Pereira now, NOW.

Sort it Bill.

 

[Pat's Van]

thanks pat my matey prison.

cheers

am on day release tomorrow for the west ham game

 

[Bluenose1995]

were all gonna be left disappointed when Kenwright hires nev or mackay we all know its coming lets face it Kenwright will never have heard of Pereira he probably thinks its a type of pizza ffs

 

[tim cahill]

I doubt there is 1,000,00 managers in the world so by default he would have to be.

I would rather find a homeless guy on the street and give him the job.

 

[chicoazul]

So what? To say Martinez has more pedigree than Pereira is an untrue statement. People all over Euro know who Pereira is since he is the manager of Porto. Not a lot of people outside England know Martinez as he is the manager of a small club which is about to relegate.

In fairness mate just because you watch World Soccer every week on an obscure satellite channel doesn't mean you're qualified on picking the next manager of Everton. You hadn't even heard of Pereira until Wednesday, just admit it and I'd be able to respect you more.

So what number do I call to vote for Pereira?

Hahaha. Line 4.

You're basically one of the two old men from the muppets moaning about the modern world because you know your lass is getting it from some smooth talking 20 year old who knows about computers and stuff while you're off spending eight hours trying to get the washing machine working.

I take my laundry to a place that does it for me mate. My lass is sat next to me, she is in awe of me ageing so well and my dexterity in bed. I lied about the last bit like.

 

[neil999]

pereira please, hes just fancy isnt he!

 

[Allezfan]

I take my laundry to a place that does it for me mate. My lass is sat next to me, she is in awe of me ageing so well and my dexterity in bed. I lied about the last bit like.

Good, you had me worried for a minute. You try and do anything too dexterous and you'll do your hip.

 

[Pat's Van]

I would rather find a homeless guy on the street and give him the job.

who though ?

 

[chicoazul]

Good, you had me worried for a minute. You try and do anything too dexterous and you'll do your hip.

Aye that's closer to the truth.

 

[CardinalSin]

Mackay the favourite according to the Sundays.

 

[Pat's Van]

Mackay the favourite according to the Sundays.

not for me, don't want him

 

[Allezfan]

Aye that's closer to the truth.

Bet you want mike walker back.

You're sitting there saying "I don't care how good he is as long as it makes me nostalgic for a day when I had complete control over my own genitals."