Moyes Potential Replacement

[Gwladys St. Glory]

While this is unarguable, I don't like a lot of people who I still have no problem employing to do unpleasant jobs.

I mean your dads a right arsehole but I still pay him to suck my [Poor language removed] twice a week.

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[Allezfan]

Chico's Dad sucks [Poor language removed] for a living? Interesting...

Broke his heart that his son couldn't follow in his footsteps, mate.

Poor lad tried so hard to suck a [Poor language removed] but he couldn't manage it without accidentally headbutting his client in the stomach. Completely ruined the mood.

 

[Bluenose1995]

The sooner this mans name goes away the better, I can't rest untill it does.

I dont want him near our club.

best post of the day mate you have my complete respect

 

[WuTangToffee]

Yeah so next Everton manager lads?!

 

[Michaelcoyb]

If that's the judgement, roberto has had the far more impressive day's work surely.

Yeah with a league sacrifice. Porto went well in the champions league and will go to win the league. Just a quality manager. Not taking anything away from martinez though. He's done something Moyes couldn't do.

 

[Allezfan]

Yeah so next Everton manager lads?!

We'd agreed surely? Some foreigner. We don't care who.

And we can hire chico's dad to give them incentive.

 

[NewRadical]

Are we really interested in Mackay though?

Or, is the rumour Kenwright's taken to Mackay's?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Broke his heart that his son couldn't follow in his footsteps, mate.

Poor lad tried so hard to suck a [Poor language removed] but he couldn't manage it without accidentally headbutting his client in the stomach. Completely ruined the mood.

How do you acquire his services?

It's been so long since I've had a bit of male prostitute action.

 

[Tree13]

If that's the judgement, roberto has had the far more impressive day's work surely.

See, there you go again with the popcorn.

 

[Sona]

Too many of you treating our new manager as a massive edition of X Factor. Turn it in.

Why did you have to say this?!

BK, in a break from his 24/7 search for new investment, has decided to trawl the football forums to gauge the fans' opinions on the new manager, as promised. He stumbles across this very forum. "Hmm, they don't seem to like P Nev for manager? They must be mistaken." He then sees Chico's post. LIGHTBULB MOMENT.

"THAT'S IT! I'll turn it into an X Factor style audition! I'll get some of my old Corrie pals to be the judges! Each manager can step forward and explain who they'd bring on if we were 1-0 up at home against Norwich and various other scenarios, then the fans can phone in to vote! Now who do I speak to about rigging the phone votes to make sure Malky gets it..."

 

[Allezfan]

See, there you go again with the popcorn.

Can you give me a translation for that last word?

You seem to be using it to mean 'opinion I don't share'.

 

[Marky Andrews]

 

[tim cahill]

where would you begin this search ?

Portugal, obviously. But I think you could be missing my point.

 

[NewRadical]

Christ! His head's big!

Does he have a growth abnormality like Andre The Giant?

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah you're right on this. If we get Laudrup I bet he will be gone in two years time. There is always a risk but then I can't think of anyone good who is out of contract. Maybe Bill will appoint Neville in the endb).

Hahaha. Only joking mate. Think I want Martinez after pondering it but who am I to know. Each to their own.

Just hope Everton get it right, that's all that matters.

Chico's Dad sucks [Poor language removed] for a living? Interesting...

Can't believe the sullying of my good father's name. Monsters.

Why did you have to say this?!

BK, in a break from his 24/7 search for new investment, has decided to trawl the football forums to gauge the fans' opinions on the new manager, as promised. He stumbles across this very forum. "Hmm, they don't seem to like P Nev for manager? They must be mistaken." He then sees Chico's post. LIGHTBULB MOMENT.

"THAT'S IT! I'll turn it into an X Factor style audition! I'll get some of my old Corrie pals to be the judges! Each manager can step forward and explain who they'd bring on if we were 1-0 up at home against Norwich and various other scenarios, then the fans can phone in to vote! Now who do I speak to about rigging the phone votes to make sure Malky gets it..."

Good Lord what have we created?!