New Everton Manager

[Yarrgh]

This Venn Diagram appeared on my piss stained mattress this morning so I think it's pretty nailed on that today is the day.

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The Turin shroud has certainly seen better days.

 

[Lanolin]

I think there's no chance they announce it today

If it's not today there's something seriously strange going on. It's 2 weeks since it was basically confirmed to be him, any more delays and i'd start to think there's problems behind the scenes rather than simple incompetence.

 

[davek]

I'm expecting a big interview to accompany the hiring.

The only thing that makes sense right?

I'd imagine announcement today, interviews tomorrow.

 

[davek]

Well, if it isn't announced today then I doubt it ever will.

I wouldn't say that.

 

[windymiller]

Martinez aside and Allardyce (who the club were never wanting to keep regardless) we pretty much only booted Koeman/Silva when we slipped into the bottom 3 and the boards arses were twitching.

Realistically next season the aim has to be top 7 but I dont think the board will sack him for finishing anywhere above say 14th. They wanted Carlo until the stadium was built and It'll be the same with Benitez barring any disaster imo.

So we're accepting 14th now? Best we could get! Christ.

 

[Harryflashman]

I'd imagine announcement today, interviews tomorrow.

if they give it a week maybe there will be two more dodgy sheets by his house and you and plenty of others will be so enthused and excited you can greet his arrival with rose petals .

 

[Harryflashman]

So we're accepting 14th now? Best we could get! Christ.

NSNO

 

[JammyP]

So we're accepting 14th now? Best we could get! Christ.

All the boys will be well-rested. Especially DCL. We are winning the league next season. We will do even if managed by a hamster.
Positive thinking.

 

[bernie inn]

Definitely is happening otherwise the club would have said there's no truth in the rumour when Goodison got sprayed

No they wouldn’t they haven’t said anything at all, since the statement after Carlo left.

 

[Marius57]

All the boys will be well-rested. Especially DCL. We are winning the league next season. We will do even if managed by a hamster.
Positive thinking.

I'd rather a hamster. At least it would bring a bit of energy

 

[ForeverBlue92]

So we're accepting 14th now? Best we could get! Christ.

Until you accept the reality of what Everton Football Club is at present you'll never be happy mate.

Mid table club
No trophies in 26 years
Not played in Europe in how long?
In the process of building a £500+ million stadium

14th aint good enough for the fans but sadly it will be for the owners whilst the stadium is getting built.

FGS look at our midfield - Siggurdsson, Davies, Gomes, Delph, Gbamin - absolute bums and you expect top 4 lol

There are two people to blame for the current situation we are in - Steve Walsh and Marcel Brands and for pishing money on average players.

If you cant accept that and just want to blame Moshiri for not trusting a novice manager with the above trash players then fair enough but its not reality.

 

[windymiller]

All the boys will be well-rested. Especially DCL. We are winning the league next season. We will do even if managed by a hamster.
Positive thinking.

1st or 14th, kind of sums up the glass half full/glass half empty dichotomy exhibited by our fanbase.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[flibbyflob]

It is like waiting for a relative/friend who is dying to pass away, you know it is going to happen but you pray for a miracle and time seems to stop waiting for the inevitable. Just wish they'd get on with it so we can have the week of anger before we wait to see who we sign.

 

[Harryflashman]

Until you accept the reality of what Everton Football Club is at present you'll never be happy mate.

Mid table club
No trophies in 26 years
Not played in Europe in how long?
In the process of building a £500+ million stadium

14th aint good enough for the fans but sadly it will be for the owners whilst the stadium is getting built.

FGS lool at our midfield - Siggurdsson, Davies, Gomes, Delph, Gbamin - absolute bums and you expect top 4 lol

There are two people to blame for the current situation - Steve Walsh and Marcel Brands.

If you cant accept that and just want to blame Moshiri for not trusting a novice manager with the above trash players then fair enough but its not reality.

You absolutely love binary choices

Howe or Benitez, that’s the choice blues.

If you don’t simply accept 14th then you’re a fantasist dreaming of Unachievable top four .

There is simply so much more to it .