He looks like someone that @chicoazul would use on twitter as a football financial expert working for the New York Times.
I could definitely see this man asking #DYGHOTP
He looks like someone that @chicoazul would use on twitter as a football financial expert working for the New York Times.
I could definitely see this man asking #DYGHOTP
Probably mentioned not read through this yet, but it says Have acquired 98.8 % of Everton if I've heard right on skysports does that mean Kenwrights old shares / Jenny Seagroves have been bought as well ? If so would be very happy that every vestige of the Kenwright failed regime has been removed totally.
No but Mata might be
Permission granted, fellaPermission to feel a little optimism?
I like the tone of their statement and the fact we're seemingly on a more sound financial footing.
Come on you blues
YEEEEHAW
AndyRJ
Player Valuation: £6m
Can't stand the black and white kopites.
Them being called a 'big club' is one of the biggest myths in football... alongside the 'famous' Anfield atmosphere.
HKContractDave
Player Valuation: £8m
Happy Birthday mateAn amazing birthday present, just for me!
If the collar fits...I mean welcome to the club Ana.
Blue_Eagle
Player Valuation: £8m
To think there was a moment in time where they walked away from the deal and we thought we were going to be bought by some calamity like 777!
Fast forward, here we are with our most preferred owners, moving into the new stadium, with competence finally being brought in at the top of the club... It's just fantastic.
Next task is to boot Dyche into the mersey and there's plenty to look forward to!
Fast forward, here we are with our most preferred owners, moving into the new stadium, with competence finally being brought in at the top of the club... It's just fantastic.
Next task is to boot Dyche into the mersey and there's plenty to look forward to!
Spare a thought for poor Ross in this time of excitement. He must be suicidal. I suppose he's deleted his x account.
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £25m
So, imagine this: Everton’s new prospective owners, all suits and ambition, are sitting in some shiny London office. They’ve done the spreadsheets, the risk assessments, the PR strategies. Someone suggests, “Hey, before we finalise this £600m deal, let’s see what the real fans think.”
And then, like lambs to the slaughter, they log on to GrandOldTeam.com. They’re greeted by a thread ranking Everton players based on how good they’d be at Monopoly. (Gray’s banned, obviously, for flipping the board.) Another thread debates whether Goodison should install heated toilet seats for winter games. Someone else is demanding we sign James Rodriguez back just for the vibes.
But oh, it gets worse. They stumble onto:
“Would You Rather Fight 1 Dyche-Sized Tarkowski or 10 Tarkowski-Sized Dyches?” From @matty1878
A 74-page tactical analysis thread on why Neil Maupay would be world-class if he had knees like prime Roberto Carlos by @Neiler
A poll: Is the real problem the board, the players, or that we haven’t sacrificed a chicken to the Dixie Dean statue recently? (Results are disturbingly close.) by @Kurt.
One of the owners wipes his brow and says, “It’s fine, maybe they’re serious about transfers.” Cue:
“Bring Back Rondon”, where someone has Photoshopped Big Ron into a Pele documentary to prove their point. Another guy is demanding we recall every player we’ve ever loaned out since 2010 “just to see what happens”.
The final straw? A conspiracy thread titled: “Does The Everton Board Really Exist, Or Are We Run By A Magic 8-Ball?” They leave the site shell-shocked, mumbling something about “needing a bigger due diligence budget.”
So lads, if this takeover falls through, we’ll know why. It wasn’t the finances, the fanbase, or even the threat of relegation. It was GrandOldTeam. We’ve outdone ourselves again.
Up the Toffees.
And then, like lambs to the slaughter, they log on to GrandOldTeam.com. They’re greeted by a thread ranking Everton players based on how good they’d be at Monopoly. (Gray’s banned, obviously, for flipping the board.) Another thread debates whether Goodison should install heated toilet seats for winter games. Someone else is demanding we sign James Rodriguez back just for the vibes.
But oh, it gets worse. They stumble onto:
“Would You Rather Fight 1 Dyche-Sized Tarkowski or 10 Tarkowski-Sized Dyches?” From @matty1878
A 74-page tactical analysis thread on why Neil Maupay would be world-class if he had knees like prime Roberto Carlos by @Neiler
A poll: Is the real problem the board, the players, or that we haven’t sacrificed a chicken to the Dixie Dean statue recently? (Results are disturbingly close.) by @Kurt.
One of the owners wipes his brow and says, “It’s fine, maybe they’re serious about transfers.” Cue:
“Bring Back Rondon”, where someone has Photoshopped Big Ron into a Pele documentary to prove their point. Another guy is demanding we recall every player we’ve ever loaned out since 2010 “just to see what happens”.
The final straw? A conspiracy thread titled: “Does The Everton Board Really Exist, Or Are We Run By A Magic 8-Ball?” They leave the site shell-shocked, mumbling something about “needing a bigger due diligence budget.”
So lads, if this takeover falls through, we’ll know why. It wasn’t the finances, the fanbase, or even the threat of relegation. It was GrandOldTeam. We’ve outdone ourselves again.
Up the Toffees.
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Onwards and upwards, we hope.
Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
Is that Sean Dyche auditioning to keep his job?
Wow. Strange publication.
"Newcastle United face even more competition in their bid to become "number 1" in the Premier League after Everton's takeover was finally pushed through by the Premier League."
Firstly, we aren't competing with anyone to become "number 1". I hope we do in my lifetime, but such things are a loooong way off.
Secondly, they aren't competing to be "number 1" either. They're competing to get back into the top half of the table, and then competing to get semi-regular European football.
And what's with this "intense rivalry" they talk of?
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