Just another day at the Red Echo!
Echo chief Sports Editor:
Greg, can you come in here for a moment
Bad News O'Keeffe:
Yeah gaffer?
Echo chief Sports Editor:
Greg, we need to do something about this Bramley Moore business. We've invested many inches, both column and otherwise into the new big stand and why it's the greatest spectacle in world sport. We can't have these bitter blues building a new stadium in our City taking the shine away from our glorious Reds!
Surely something must be dodgy about this stadium malarkey. Tell the good people of this great city that local business and small boats will be be cast aside destroying livelihoods, leaving children hungry, cattle stampeded!
Bad News O'Keeffe:
The local business appear very happy about it boss.
Echo chief Sports Editor:
Tell them the money to build the stadium will be coming from the good people of this fair cities hard earned tax. Everton won't contribute a single penny!
Bad News O'Keeffe:
Apparently that's not the case Sir. It would appear Everton will be funding the stadium themselves and the LCC will actually make 4million a year doing absolutely nothing!
Echo chief Sports Editor:
We'll tell the fine FINE people of this city that the "People's Club" have been buying the local houses and leaving them to go derelict thus degrading the local community and increasing crime!
Bad News O'Keeffe:
That was our lot chief!
Echo chief Sports Editor:
Damn, It looks like we can't do anything to stop this. God have mercy on our souls.
Bad News O'Keeffe:
Erm, boss? What about if the apocalypse happens?
Echo chief Sports Editor:
Brilliant O'Keeffe! Simply brilliant! Get it to print right and away and when you're done I want 10 Hail Shankley's and 20 our Kenny's.