New Everton Stadium

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Not like the Red Echo get a kopite to comment adversely about EFC.
 


Just another day at the Red Echo!

Echo chief Sports Editor:
Greg, can you come in here for a moment

Bad News O'Keeffe:
Yeah gaffer?

Echo chief Sports Editor:
Greg, we need to do something about this Bramley Moore business. We've invested many inches, both column and otherwise into the new big stand and why it's the greatest spectacle in world sport. We can't have these bitter blues building a new stadium in our City taking the shine away from our glorious Reds!
Surely something must be dodgy about this stadium malarkey. Tell the good people of this great city that local business and small boats will be be cast aside destroying livelihoods, leaving children hungry, cattle stampeded!

Bad News O'Keeffe:
The local business appear very happy about it boss.

Echo chief Sports Editor:
Tell them the money to build the stadium will be coming from the good people of this fair cities hard earned tax. Everton won't contribute a single penny!

Bad News O'Keeffe:
Apparently that's not the case Sir. It would appear Everton will be funding the stadium themselves and the LCC will actually make 4million a year doing absolutely nothing!

Echo chief Sports Editor:
We'll tell the fine FINE people of this city that the "People's Club" have been buying the local houses and leaving them to go derelict thus degrading the local community and increasing crime!

Bad News O'Keeffe:
That was our lot chief!

Echo chief Sports Editor:
Damn, It looks like we can't do anything to stop this. God have mercy on our souls.

Bad News O'Keeffe:
Erm, boss? What about if the apocalypse happens?

Echo chief Sports Editor:
Brilliant O'Keeffe! Simply brilliant! Get it to print right and away and when you're done I want 10 Hail Shankley's and 20 our Kenny's.
The bold bit. Genius!
 
Oh lordy! That bitter guess about global warming had actually made it as an article on the BBC website. I understand it making its way on the echo, but BBC should be laughed at for publishing that nonsense.

Any reference about global warming/rising sea levels/CO2 emissions gives the BBC a collective, corporate wet dream.

edit. I fully expect a detailed analysis on Blue Peter, soz, BBC Breakfast, followed by a Nicki Campbell phone in along the lines of, "So, should Everton risk the lives of their fans from drowning at their new ground, or is football out of control?"

Utter bulbs.
 

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