The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Season ticket holders of 5+ years should be given their seat as a souvenir.I also reckon the club could make a few bob selling off some of the original brickwork from the Glwadys Street and Bullens - I can just imagine Bill stood on the corner of Goodison Road...'C'mon ladies, get yer genuine Everton brick. Only 50p a pop. Tell yer what, take these three for a quid and I'll throw in a tile from a splashback in the Street End bogs. Bring a tear to yer arl fella's eyes when he remembers the pints he used to pee up the wall....'