Joey, lad, I’m not biting because there’s nothing in it for me.Simple seeds sown by machine into plant plugs & grown on to be planted by the exact mm apart grown under fleece - no grass seed sown directly broadcast as some stated .... almost artificial grass pitch on sand with pop up sprinklers for irrigation .....
Either you’re involved in a fishing expedition, in which case I wish you bon voyage, or you’re being serious and I’d feel bad about arguing with a man who struggles with reality.