The amount of bed wetting going on in here is genuinely hilarious, I'd say you couldn't write it but I'm pretty sure any comedy writer who knows of Everton would write this exactly the way this thread is playing out - because it plays right into the caricature of a certain base of Everton fans.
1. Bed wetting about getting wet in a stadium that noone has sat in yet, has no idea that there is any issue in the first place and even if there were to be is something that could likely be retrospectively fixed, if a flaw in the design was identified.
2. Bed wetting about public transport, before it's even held an event yet. Folk have literally no idea what transport options will be available on the day and what the club, council or any other bodies have in mind to support the crowd management around the stadium.
Get a grip and enjoy the fact we are moving to one of the best, most modern and state of the art stadiums in Europe in around 6 months time.
It's going to be an absolute belter.