Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[MikeH72]

Please post names. Preferably the more outrageous and crazy ones.

Coutinho, Jovic and Koulibaly are still floating about.

 

[Kenshin]

We are into the 4th week since the deal was agreed. If it's not wrapped up over the next couple of days, it's likely hit some sort of snag.

Or never happening to begin with

#kenwrighttactics

 

[Yarrgh]

Coutinho, Jovic and Koulibaly are still floating about.

Did they fall off that boat nightclub thing they have (had) in the Tyne?

 

[catcherintherye]

Surely the fact we're in the midst of a global health and financial crisis, with no idea of what's going to happen in football over the next year or two, and you yourself have made grave predictions about football's finance levels in virtually every thread over the last few weeks, might be affecting it a bit? I mean, your possibilities sound great to me, but I can't help feeling you're missing a slightly more obvious one.

Oh that as well. I mean have pointed that out too, but have had different geordies tell me the impending financial situation will not have any affect as they have hundreds of billions all waiting to be given to Newcastle.

But yes itchy feet is a very real possibility, especially when the crisis in oil currently (which is showing no signs of abetting at present).

 

[catcherintherye]

Or never happening to begin with

#kenwrighttactics

Well that seems as likely as them being turned into a super power to me. There are a lot of blaggers out there.

 

[catcherintherye]

Coutinho, Jovic and Koulibaly are still floating about.

Come and meet Steve Bruce lads.

 

[Yarrgh]

Oh that as well. I mean have pointed that out too, but have had different geordies tell me the impending financial situation will not have any affect as they have hundreds of billions all waiting to be given to Newcastle.

But yes itchy feet is a very real possibility, especially when the crisis in oil currently (which is showing no signs of abetting at present).

If you had a geordie cousin would he be catcherinthewhyaye?

 

[KaiserEFC]

“The Chronicle” are still compiling daily lists of wild transfer targets and managerial candidates, they’re really not helping the situation.

The only significant business they’ll be doing this summer is selling Saint Maximin.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

#nearlythere

 

[H.H.]

Waiting for ‘the Poch’ to come on board first I imagine.

To save themselves £12.5 million they would obviously wait a few weeks until he's termination period at Spurs finishes.

 

[Yarrgh]

To save themselves £12.5 million they would obviously wait a few weeks until he's termination period at Spurs finishes.

What would he do before lockdown is over anyway? Might as well collect the money whilst he is sitting on his arse doing nowt. It makes a pleasant change to say that and not be talking about one of the wasters at Everton we've had over the years.

 

[MikeH72]

Morning lads. Any news?

 

[catcherintherye]

Morning lads. Any news?

Entering into the 5th week since it was signed, and no news.

 

[Yarrgh]

Entering into the 5th week since it was signed, and no news.

Perhaps the man with the big suitcase of used non-sequential bank notes is observing lockdown?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Morning lads