Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[MikeH72]

Morning lads

Morning Toffee. How are we feeling about Newcastle United today?

I miss @The Fish

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Morning Toffee. How are we feeling about Newcastle United today?

I miss @The Fish

I hear you. He did have a friend for a bit called @Spotty Maybe we can summon him by saying his name 3 times.
@Spotty
@Spotty
@Spotty
Come to us you scruffy demon

 

[Connor]

 

[MikeH72]

Absolute denial city in the replies. Thoroughly enjoying this latest episode of Newcastle United.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Either directly or indirectly ordered the killing on foreign soil of a man who said nasty things about him

 

[Connor]

Either directly or indirectly ordered the killing on foreign soil of a man who said nasty things about him

100% directly did it

 

[Lanolin]

Imagine saying 'hopefully not' to that. The mind boggles.

 

[PhilM]

I wonder how Mike acts when he's the owner of the club next season.

 

[MikeH72]

I wonder how Mike acts when he's the owner of the club next season.

Hopefully decides to stay and make the fat biffs suffer forever.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Hopefully decides to stay and make the fat biffs suffer forever.

They say they’re suffering whilst signing £40m players.

They made a hero of three fellas who contributed to both of their relegations in Benitez, Keegan and Shearer yet they hate Bruce despite him doing a better job.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I wonder how Mike acts when he's the owner of the club next season.

Like a pig in s***
Which is a fairly appropriate analogy actually

 

[JimmyJeffers]

They say they’re suffering whilst signing £40m pound players.

They made a hero of three fellas who contributed to both of their relegations in Benitez, Keegan and Shearer Yet they hate Bruce despite him doing a better job.

I’m fairly certain that the ‘hero’ Shearer had a clause in his contract that meant he was always the highest paid player at the club. So when they signed Owen he was quids in.

 

[jaycee]

They signed Shakin Stevens yet?

 

[MikeH72]

They say they’re suffering whilst signing £40m players.

They made a hero of three fellas who contributed to both of their relegations in Benitez, Keegan and Shearer yet they hate Bruce despite him doing a better job.

They just won’t have it if you tell them Bruce is doing a better job than Benitez despite losing two players who were integral to Benitez’s team in Perez and Rondon. An absolute cult.

 

[The binman chronicles]

‘With all of this in mind, I would urge you to allow Newcastle United, one of our nation’s most devotedly supported sporting associations, to complete its takeover. The football club has some of the most passionate and loyal patrons on the planet’

lollollollollollollollol

The planet!?!? The planet!!!! Hahahahahahaha

This makes sense, they just dropped "of the apes" for quicker reading.