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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

@Chris O'Connor's arse fell out a bit, as did @Lloydystark. I think @ForeverBlue92 was just memeing but he definitely dropped his guts when it was first announced way back in June 2019, see also @GwladysBlue who actually managed to stay grounded during the second wave.

Notable mentions as well for the little weasel @havrey0123 who posted several times about it before disappearing back into whichever god forsaken hole he crawled out from, as well as fellow top blue @dow1978

Haha mine didn't fall out a bit mate, I was as pleased as any Everton fan at yesterday's news.

Most if not all of my comments were back in April not now with hindsight.

It's the very first time the directors fitness test, and especially the length of time it's taken, has proved the straw that broke the camels back causing them to pull out. Its normally a formality however mad and bad you are

But then with hindsight you know that now.
 
And the Nobel prize for literature goes to ... Mrs James Ferne for this stunning short story




View attachment 96226It’s a tragic epic tale of love, loss and revenge. The protagonist (James Newcastle United Fan) is angry. Very angry. And he DEMANDS answers. Set in Victorian Britain, where hanging and murdering people is common place, James has had the love of his life ripped from him by the nefarious Richard Masters (boo) James cuts him down in one scene, chillingly telling him ‘You Richard have a lot to answer for’ lol The story builds and builds, leading us to the chilling line ‘things are going to get very messy’lollol shouts James to Richard as they do battle on horseback in the final climatic cliff top battle scene. I can’t reveal too much but let’s just say that James has a black belt in the ancient martial art equino! A tour de force of literature. As soon as I finished reading I went straight back to the start again.
lollollollollol 5 smiler! It’s a five smiler. An incredible end to this whole saga. The cherry to top the greggs empire biscuit! The knockout blow to the horse! The magical final magpie tattoo on an obese man’s breast. Farewell my friend. God speed.

Do you not think that feeling so strongly on the subject and truly believing there is some underhanded conspiracy going on around it that when deciding to send an email they should’ve got someone to write it who has an idea of formatting and grammar? Or even better, with the supposed corruption and cronyism that the sender alleges against the recipient of the email they should’ve had a solicitor write and action the email and all it suggests?

Im sure posting it on Twatter will have the same effect though and it obviously looks like they truly believe all the email alleges...
 


If you’re inbred and fancy your own sister, it’s really likely that you’re going to come across someone else who’d goose their own nan.

Those lot are like two peas in a pod.

I would make it clear though, LFC very much would mind it if they did go toe to toe with them. That will never happen though.
 
Haha mine didn't fall out a bit mate, I was as pleased as any Everton fan at yesterday's news.

Most if not all of my comments were back in April not now with hindsight.

It's the very first time the directors fitness test, and especially the length of time it's taken, has proved the straw that broke the camels back causing them to pull out. Its normally a formality however mad and bad you are

But then with hindsight you know that now.

Mate many of us were saying in April that it wasn’t happening, this isn’t revisionism.
 

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