kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
you minx
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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
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Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Its a bit bizarre to parody Newcastle fans about signing Guimaraes. He's absolutely class.
The only thing is he may take a little time to adapt to the league.
I think @YorkieG Will be thrilled with him and Trippier.
Burn, Wood and Targett arent the right quality though.
I think Howe will be in trouble unless Guimaraes comes out of the traps flying.
If Newcastle got relegated id have Guimaraes all day long.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Guimaraes is a potential superstar.
The others are there to keep Newcastle up or fight their way back in to the Premier League if relegation happens.
I think they've done decent if not exhilarating (Guimaraes excepted) business.
It will be very interesting to see what they do next transfer windo if they stay up. Could be very interesting indeed. Wouldn't be surprised if it included a new manager as well as players. 2 or 3 quality players at a time, bed in and repeat- then they're serious. Spend like a drunk Everton and they'll be a carbon copy of our stupidity but on a greater scale potentially.
The others are there to keep Newcastle up or fight their way back in to the Premier League if relegation happens.
I think they've done decent if not exhilarating (Guimaraes excepted) business.
It will be very interesting to see what they do next transfer windo if they stay up. Could be very interesting indeed. Wouldn't be surprised if it included a new manager as well as players. 2 or 3 quality players at a time, bed in and repeat- then they're serious. Spend like a drunk Everton and they'll be a carbon copy of our stupidity but on a greater scale potentially.
Pabbers
Player Valuation: £60m
Looks like exactly what they have done so far, tied up older playersd on huge contracts too.
Guimaraes could be good and the upside is his age, but its not nailed on. Look at Ndombele who just didn't fit this league.
He also cant get near the Brazil team.
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
Pabbers
Player Valuation: £60m
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
lol
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
Howe will be lucky to get any of them coming out of the flaps trying.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Guimaraes was picked and meant to start in early 2020 but then had to wait until October for his debut.
Then of course went to the olympics with Richarlison last summer (didnt count towards full caps) but he'll be a fixture in the full side now.
He's a very good all rounder and can be very effective in a deep midfield role. He was in the Brazilian leagues team of the year in 2019 and moved to Lyon in 2020.
He took time to settle at Lyon in 2019/2020 but in the 2020/21 season he was class and really a fulcrum of the side.
Thats when he was getting picked for Brazil but...covid happened, as i mentioned above.
Theres been a lot of noise around him since 2018 and if Newcastle go down i think we may see some big clubs in for him if he hits the ground running.
As with Lyon though, he has to adapt.
I see Bruno got an assist for Brazil after coming on
Will be interesting to see how he copes in the prem
Will be interesting to see how he copes in the prem
EverTheOptimist
Player Valuation: £8m
The rage of football fans around the country including City fans, when these upstarts start having a £900 million squad and their deluded fans are giving it large when they win first domestic cup under the Saudi's.
Their fans have always had delusions of grandeur and add that with the nouveau riche petro dollar stench the barcodes have now are going to be even more intolerable. I can picture it now, fat topless Geordies wearing Arab headwear holding up fake replica trophies is going to be the norm, them winning trophies is going to be 100 X worse than the other two nouveau riche clubs in the PL, who had league 3 titles between them before they won the petro dollar lottery.
Then they'll proclaim themselves as one of the elite clubs in world football like City fans do on social media and BlueLoon, despite only having a handful of league titles and being so far away from 4-5 European Cups.
Their fans have always had delusions of grandeur and add that with the nouveau riche petro dollar stench the barcodes have now are going to be even more intolerable. I can picture it now, fat topless Geordies wearing Arab headwear holding up fake replica trophies is going to be the norm, them winning trophies is going to be 100 X worse than the other two nouveau riche clubs in the PL, who had league 3 titles between them before they won the petro dollar lottery.
Then they'll proclaim themselves as one of the elite clubs in world football like City fans do on social media and BlueLoon, despite only having a handful of league titles and being so far away from 4-5 European Cups.
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wandyr79
Player Valuation: £25m
