toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
Someone on twitter then,
His Stitches are blue, His stitches are blluuee OH John Stones he's harder than you
john stones is so hard that he'd walk into mcdonalds, hold the door open for the lady with a pram, walk up to the counter and nicely ask for a Big Mac,
....because he's not an effing W*NKER!