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Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
id rather have Meghan markle to be frank..
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
I think Prince Harry is punching above his weight there to be honest.
She must be able to ignore the smell of foxpiss and digestives.
Will we get a day off? I hope so.
Give over, he'll be appointed with mega fume on here, we'll win one and it'll slowly die down....until we lose one, then up the fume-o-meter will go...and so on
She'd stiffen up the defence.
Is that rhyming slang for something rude?...if so what.
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
I'm actually thinking there isn't a whole lot more to be said about all this mess now. What an unending spiral of doom and despair.
I understand initially you take time, a little, to identify and pursue the right man but every day without an appointment now in our state is sheer recklessness.
We have two home games coming up and a practical admission from Unsworth that he can't get anything out of the players. We simply cannot throw away points at home against West Ham and Huddersfield. If that materialises, this train wreck becomes increasingly more difficult to recover from.
You don't appoint just anyone but in the position we are in the board have to make a choice and agree a contract with someone on their shortlist immediately.
Everyone of them, from Moshiri down, successful individuals in their own right, should be emabarrassed and ashamed at the manner they have allowed us to turn into a laughing stock like this.
I understand initially you take time, a little, to identify and pursue the right man but every day without an appointment now in our state is sheer recklessness.
We have two home games coming up and a practical admission from Unsworth that he can't get anything out of the players. We simply cannot throw away points at home against West Ham and Huddersfield. If that materialises, this train wreck becomes increasingly more difficult to recover from.
You don't appoint just anyone but in the position we are in the board have to make a choice and agree a contract with someone on their shortlist immediately.
Everyone of them, from Moshiri down, successful individuals in their own right, should be emabarrassed and ashamed at the manner they have allowed us to turn into a laughing stock like this.
People75
Player Valuation: £8m
Let's see. Something is going on, that is for sure. I hope your right about something happening regarding a new manager. That's all that really matters.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
On a fit bird scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, Pulis is at 0, with Allardyce and O’Neill slightly less than that. Unsworth is proving to be at 1 and Koeman was a 2. Santa is currently about 2 also along with any member of the Royal family and surviving members of Wham!
Simeone and Tuchel are the unattainable 8’s. But Simeone is also a lesbian which presents yer another hurdle.
The board are the spotty nerd boys with glasses who didn’t even go to the party.
That bit should have been done while Koeman was in charge. Its a jizzbucket of a mess they've (the board and senior figures) gotten us into
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
whats meghan then??
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
My problem is I don't think that they disagree, I think each one of them is as big a clown as the others. Moshiri talked a good game but is just a slightly more minted Kenwright from everything I've seen.
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
On the scale out of ten I’d give her one.
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