Liverpool have scored more goals in the Champions League than Everton have in the Premier League this season.
If Mo Salah was a football club, he'd have 37 points this season based on his goals alone - THREE MORE THAN EVERTON on 34!
Many saying this is the worst Arsenal team in 30 years
They beat Everton 5-1, 4 weeks ago
Here’s what Everton’s new signings are worth in today’s market (days after Everton brought them) according to the mess that is Steve0. The bad melt.
Gueye - £75m
Keane - £60m
Williams - £10m
Rooney - £20m
Klaassen - £35m
Sandro - £18m
Martina - £6m
Schneiderlin - £45m
Lookman - £25m
Pickford - £90m
Basically him and Walsh know what they're doing. The Kones and niasses are consigned to history. What a time to be alive. What a time to be a blue.
If this Moshiri has got half the money he says he has, we want Mourinho. Sam Allardyce is now Manager after worries of relegation. Ha ha. Everton aren’t you.
A Steve0 classic
I had a look on RAWK to see what their thoughts are for the next season.
Universally they think they are guaranteed a top 4 spot, like it's not really a possibility this won't happen. Most are predicting top 2 and good portion thinking they have a chance of the league and going far in the CL.
Can the lurkers tell me why?
Last year, they had no European football and went out early in both domestic cups. IF Robles hadn't watched that shot in the Goodision derby OR it hadn't bounced perfectly for Mane then they wouldn't even have finished 4th.
So far they've signed a relegated fullback a Chelsea reject and some unimpressive kid. They're still clinging to the delusion they'll sign Keita (the Keita Steve is saying is now crap!!!)and VVD but quite frankly even if they do get both (they wont) it's still not enough to prompt the level of delusion we're seeing.
They've still got Sturridge, Sakho, Moreno, Markovic clogging up space and hemorrhaging money every week. They've got rid of Lucas who was briefly world class when he was injured. He was never very good but he still played over half their games last season.
Every team in the top 7 has bought better than them. If Mane doesn't recover properly from his injury and Coutinho continues to pick up those niggles then they could really struggle this season.
I know delusion is pretty much their speciality but I'm just not getting it.
Steve0 AGAIN
Salah is basically an Egyptian Aiden McGeady
I've seen salah twice this season and he's been massively disappointing both times unfortunately. Against city he showed pace but also that he's not cut out or this league, no intelligence, can't pass, can't cross, one footed. Same last night.
Sandro will be the better purchase
Steve0 AGAIN
Salah has been awful hasn't he? I called it when they bought him and I'm being proven 100% correct. Scored a couple but his crossing, passing, positional awareness, footballing brain etc have to be one of the worst in the league.
It's a shame because he was bought for tens of millions of pounds by a club that's hundreds of millions of pounds in debt. The repercussions of such awful transfers can be catastrophic (Leeds, Portsmouth etc).
This transfer was compounded by signing an even worse player (in the last year of his contract) for the same money.
Tick tock.
AGAIN!!!
Sandro has the ability to control any ball. You've never seen him play have you? He's like salah but quicker, better touch, better finisher, stronger and £35m cheaper.
Best signing by any club this summer
Today marks 2 years since Farhad Moshiri joined Everton F.C. Lets take a look back at his time and achievements so far;
•Everton reached a historical landmark making them the most defeated side in English history
•Everton broke the record for the worst Ever start in the Europa League by any English side
•They enjoyed a red training kit for a full season
•Sold off Evertons spine. Barkley, Lukaku and Stones
•Spent £150m in one summer, then ended up in the bottom 3, then sacked the manager
•Everton were caught selling T Shirts of the Kop to fans pretending it was Goodison Park
•Asked the council to pay for a new ground as they couldn't pay themselves
•Aimed for Simeone and got Sam Allardyce
But...
Always remember and never forget, Kopites' heads fell off and the tide is turning
Heres to many more years of Farhad Moshiri
Keep it up Everton, slap the money in the table and double James Rodriguez’ wages. It’s mental even thinking it.
And It’s the Kopites that are delusional!!!!
The gloating and swagger from Everton fans during the summer. We got money.. We got a world class manager, we got a billionaire owner, we are building a stadium on the banks of the Royal Blue mersey, the city is ours and Liverpool fans heads are falling off, the power shift is here.
Did anyone imagine Sam Allardyce would be Manager by Xmas to stave of relegation. I reckon it’s all a conspiracy and evvythink, the powers that be are against Everton and are biased to the RS. no decent player would come anywhere near Woodison. 50m for Gylfi lol. Even boyhood Blues like Ross wanted out. All the investment, talk of some of the games top players, managers, money no object, worked out well eh? Everyone is conspiring against you. FIFA, UEFA, the Premier League, the FA, Sky, BT and the British press. Everyone is against you, they don’t want Everton in the top 4, Niasse getting a ban is a prime example. It’s a conspiracy. You ultra paranoid weirdos.
Keep them coming Blueboys, comedy gold. Really mean that.
@Steve0, seathestars, bluestevon
You utter delusional, horrid, slime. See if you can post something about us without mentioning [Phrase removed], slab dropping etc etc etc.
SAM ALLARDYCE IS YOUR MANAGER. Not Simeone, not Tuchel, not Ancelotti, not any other of World Class managers you actually thought you may attract ‘because your rich’. No. BIG FAT SAM. Doesn’t get any funnier than that. Not to worry, you’ve still got the ‘RS getting knocked out of the Champs League’ Cup to crow about. And the Everton getting to 40 points Cup to celebrate. Might even win the Derby, you’re long overdue one. Farewell bitters.I’ll just continue to Lurk and have a laugh over the bile that’s posted. I reckon in about 90% of the threads on here, at some point, Liverpool will get a mention. It’s a sight to behold. Absolutely Obsessed. But you don’t care what the RS say though eh? I’m off to my Norwegian outpost to sit in my Liverpool F.C. shrine with my full kit on. Coz that’s what we all do ha ha. We’re forever being told!!! Enjoy Big Fat Sam. A match made in heaven. You deserve each other. Honestly, it feels mad even writing that. Utterly obsessed, delusional, poisonous, bitter, weirdest fans in the world. Fighting opposing players whilst holding a child? Really? Must be bad being a Blue when the highlight of a season is The RS getting beat by someone or The fanta scruff thingy! Strange strange breed, I suppose that’s what supporting a small club does though.
