Housequake
Player Valuation: £8m
But those saying Jelavic is a bad player are just plain wrong. You can't do what he did at the top level and be an inherently poor player. The problem is clearly form and confidence rather than ability, and it's gone on so long that it's now looks irreversible.
Load of my arse mate.
His first 3 months here were a fluke pure and simple, same with Cissé. These things happen.
Why was it a fluke? Because his Dixie Dean breaking record of 11 in 16 has gone to 8 in 50.
He's an absolutely appalling forward and I really don't think that's an exaggeration. He's got no pace, no first touch, a complete inability to stay onside and a very limited passing range. For a team who plays with a lone forward we might as well take to the field with 10 men with this bloke "leading" our line. That West Ham game was the final straw for me, the ball was bouncing off the lad all afternoon and we went in 1-0 down at the break having done sod all, Lukaku comes on to replace him at half time and the rest is now Everton folklore.
Sure, he's scored goals in the Austrian and Scottish leagues but an ironing board could nod the occasional header past a despairing keeper in those places.
The lad's done with us, has been for well over a year and my responses in this thread are so frequent because I find it baffling how people still cling on in hope that somebody with a goal ratio of 1 in 6 will somehow fire us up the league.
Even his last goal (9 months ago) needed a deflection to go in ffs...
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