Nope, goes missing and then makes us all forget about it for a little with some piece of magic.
- Status
Nope, goes missing and then makes us all forget about it for a little with some piece of magic.
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Nah mate, i have too (well not quite that bad but stil poor).
I think what stops a lot of criticism coming his way is that when he is good, he's very good and will fairly regularly do some good stuff.
Just when he's not he's really anonymous and frustrating.
tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
Not really. Replacing two unused squad players with 2 exciting/useful squad players would be a good window for me.
FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
Not as noticeable with wingers, especially ones who go missing at their peaks of form.
Its since he's started getting haircuts like its 1983.
You don't half do over the top.
Kone atrocious. Long atrocious. Mirallas dreadful.
Mirallas has been a bit ineffective for much of his minutes on the pitch, I think he is good but no more than that and going forward should be an option from the bench when we can improve on him.
His moment of shame this season should be when Deulo came on for him and actually offered more defensive cover.
He hasn't been absolutely dreadful though.
Imagine if he followed Barkleys lead with the haircuts.
With them eyes he'd be absolute terrifying. He's got the creepiest eyes in football since 1954.
He should go for it. No one will want to go near him. That said, he'd be terrifying all the little kids we have as fans.
He has been horrible lad! Deulofeu was ousting him from the side before his injury.
Depends on what you're definition of "dreadful" is I guess, but he's been lower than 6/10 for me all season. Actually the weak point of our attacking unit.
Parting with Jelavic is like calling it a day with a boss bird who was wonderfully grotty at first but now watches X-Factor in her pyjamas eating crisps.
The Equaliser
Player Valuation: £50m
Mirallas is boss. Because he doesn't look quite the same as he did last season when he scored some brilliant goals from a counter attacking position when we were more defensive doesn't mean he can't shine under Martinez' more attacking system.
Plus Coleman's outstanding form on the right is leaving him looking like he is not quite sure what to do at the moment other than play on the left.
He'll be grand.
Plus Coleman's outstanding form on the right is leaving him looking like he is not quite sure what to do at the moment other than play on the left.
He'll be grand.
id love if he signed in time for tomorrows game and scored the winner.
In fact I hope he scores winners against all our rivals.
Love Jelavic....even more so now that I probably wont have to watch him play for us again.
In fact I hope he scores winners against all our rivals.
Love Jelavic....even more so now that I probably wont have to watch him play for us again.
This is probably the best post made on the subject of Nikica Jelavic.
- Status
Welcome
Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.
Shop
