JamesBT
Player Valuation: £30m
He'll sign in the final seconds of the transfer window. Be a great striker for us until the 17th March game Vs Arsenal. He proceeds to have a Glaswegian Punch up after Moyes subs him 25 mins into the game when we are 4-0 down (Drenthe lays Moyes out with a couple of swift elbows after being locked in DM's basement for the whole month of February like a forgotten Fritzl child). We then sell him in the Summer to Celtic for £1 million of which 990,000 goes to Kenwright's new play. Don't say i didn't warn you lids.