Ornaments

[COYBL25]

I started xmas festive drinking this week mate

My missus isn`t far behind you, she`s got her first crimbo warm up girls night out, weekend after next, with a 4pm start.

It`s a good job I`m old and boring, or the kids would`ve all been put into care if she`d been left to look after them full time.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Need my thread making privileges taken from me whilst I’m under the influence.

Of oxygen?

 

[marnie]

I started xmas festive drinking this week mate

Yer FFIN Wuss. I started in May FFS

 

[DavidH]

My mum used to buy random ornaments from that Mediterranean shop that used to be in Clayton Square in the 90s. A plate on a plinth being one. Just sat there on the side looking at the room offering absolutely nothing other than whispering "smash me with a ball you little wimp go on" every time I walked past it.

The house looked like a Tears For Fears video at one point. Freak.

 

[marnie]

My mum used to buy random ornaments from that Mediterranean shop that used to be in Clayton Square in the 90s. A plate on a plinth being one. Just sat there on the side looking at the room offering absolutely nothing other than whispering "smash me with a ball you little wimp go on" every time I walked past it.

The house looked like a Tears For Fears video at one point. Freak.

lol lol lol

 

[JLW]

I bought a vase for the missus.

Worked out it wasn’t a vase as it can’t fit flowers in it. Now at sat there doing nothing. Proper eye sore. Hate it. The missus brings it up all the time as a form of emotional abuse. Congrats to her.

Anyone got any good ornaments?

Good site this isn’t it

Save it for your ashes when your brown bread.

Tell the missus it will save her a few quid.

 

[JLW]

Stole this image from @summerisle. Is this an ornament?
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Jesus christ i hope my ring piece isnt the same colour as my hair.

*Folds myself in half to check

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Massive jugs...

 

[Tommy Chong]

@tommye might appreciate this story...

I use to have a mate that had an obsession with collecting bongs from all over the world.

At the time he was still living with his folks, so what he'd do is take out the pin, and then display them all over his room.
When his mum got inquisitive, he'd just say: 'Awww mum, they're just decorative vases.'

 

[COYBL25]

My mum used to buy random ornaments from that Mediterranean shop that used to be in Clayton Square in the 90s. A plate on a plinth being one. Just sat there on the side looking at the room offering absolutely nothing other than whispering "smash me with a ball you little wimp go on" every time I walked past it.

The house looked like a Tears For Fears video at one point. Freak.

My Nan was the same, except her shop of choice for ornamental tat was TJ Hughes.

Her flat looked like an evil Santas Grotto and it got even worse when she started unloading some of them onto my mum as family heirlooms lol

 

[blue61]

I bought a vase for the missus.

Worked out it wasn’t a vase as it can’t fit flowers in it. Now at sat there doing nothing. Proper eye sore. Hate it. The missus brings it up all the time as a form of emotional abuse. Congrats to her.

Anyone got any good ornaments?

Good site this isn’t it

How much for pair?

 

[Tommy Chong]

My mum used to buy random ornaments from that Mediterranean shop that used to be in Clayton Square in the 90s. A plate on a plinth being one. Just sat there on the side looking at the room offering absolutely nothing other than whispering "smash me with a ball you little wimp go on" every time I walked past it.

The house looked like a Tears For Fears video at one point. Freak.

My Nan was the same, except her shop of choice for ornamental tat was TJ Hughes.

Her flat looked like an evil Santas Grotto and it got even worse when she started unloading some of them onto my mum as family heirlooms lol

Well, the upside of that is that at least you always knew what pressies to get them for their birthdays and Christmas!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

My mom has an incredible collection of tat. Loads of dog and cat themed ornaments. Will have to grab a few pictures. Honestly, she's a bit mad like that.

 

[DavidH]

Well, the upside of that is that at least you always knew what pressies to get them for their birthdays and Christmas!

Mind games start young, A Pat Cash calendar for mum and Turkish delight for me nan.

 

[DavidH]

My mom has an incredible collection of tat. Loads of dog and cat themed ornaments. Will have to grab a few pictures. Honestly, she's a bit mad like that.

FYI - no dog or cat themed ornament pictures.