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I bought a vase for the missus.

Worked out it wasn’t a vase as it can’t fit flowers in it. Now at sat there doing nothing. Proper eye sore. Hate it. The missus brings it up all the time as a form of emotional abuse. Congrats to her.

Anyone got any good ornaments?

Good site this isn’t it
Ha ha not heard that word for donkeys years.
 
My old school mates dad had one of them, proudly sat next to his corner bar in the lounge of his ex corpy house in Netherley lol
It can either go one of two ways:

1. Make you look like a sophisticated gentleman with a tough of class, or

2. Make you look like a closet alcoholic who needs to hide his addiction in a globe! 😂
 

I bought a vase for the missus.

Worked out it wasn’t a vase as it can’t fit flowers in it. Now at sat there doing nothing. Proper eye sore. Hate it. The missus brings it up all the time as a form of emotional abuse. Congrats to her.

Anyone got any good ornaments?

Good site this isn’t it
It used to be. Changed sometime in 2015. :)
 
It can either go one of two ways:

1. Make you look like a sophisticated gentleman with a tough of class, or

2. Make you look like a closet alcoholic who needs to hide his addiction in a globe! 😂

Oh no, it was much worse than that. He used to host drinks parties and he’d be behind his corner bar all night, dressed like a barman in a cheap hotel.

You can’t buy class.
 
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Oh no, it was much worse than that. He used to host drinks parties and he’d be behind his corner bar all night, dressed like a barman in a cheap hotel.

You can’t by class.
To each his own, I guess...

I'm sure everyone on here has that one mate, on the wrong side of 40, who still collects figurines, has amounted a massive collection, has a dedicated room in his house to display them, and justifies his 'hobby' by calling them 'collectibles' and stating that they're only going to go up in value.

And no-one, and I mean NO-ONE but himself is allowed to touch them!
 
@tommye might appreciate this story...

I use to have a mate that had an obsession with collecting bongs from all over the world.

At the time he was still living with his folks, so what he'd do is take out the pin, and then display them all over his room.
When his mum got inquisitive, he'd just say: 'Awww mum, they're just decorative vases.' :Blink:
Used to do similar, had 194 different pipes/bongs/chillums from all over the world.
Ended up giving them away to my brothers mate. 🤣
 

Nah, they just got boring so boxed them all up, then they ended up in the shed and eventually felt sorry for then so gave them to whoever was keenest to look after them. 😂
You ever snake a bong run of 10+? different fluids in each? Coulda been a forerunner to all this vape garbage... tropic-fruit-vodka-vimto etc...
 
Anyone got any good ornaments?

Good site this isn’t it

Wife got me a toffee jar for the office. One of my favorite useless items, but it's empty because my kids eat all of the Werther's. Also in the background is a useless mishmash that maybe I should hang back up, but I'm still waiting on other useless office furniture to arrive first.

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Wife got me a toffee jar for the office. One of my favorite useless items, but it's empty because my kids eat all of the Werther's. Also in the background is a useless mishmash that maybe I should hang back up, but I'm still waiting on other useless office furniture to arrive first.

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nice lamp.
find some toffee's they hate, Bassetts liquorice all sorts should do the trick, absolutely the antithesis of sweets.
 

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