2017/18 Oumar Niasse

[ilikecheese]

Tbf, there is something visually unusual about the way Oumar plays football.

Lukaku's poor touches had a logic to them, they bounced more or less in the direction you thought they would. Oumar's poor touches birth a cosmic divergence of realities where the ball exists in an infinitude of states, collapsing only under collective observation into a single possibility that somehow ends at his feet.

Frankly I'll have a physics and existential mystery that scores over the Tasmanian Devil on ice that is Sandro.

 

[Azzurri]

I was re-watching the Cup match highlights against Sunderland and agree with you 100%. Forgot how good Sandro actually looked in that game

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[Azzurri]

He is one of the worst players to wear the blue shirt this century, and that's saying something, so no. Don't give him a chance.

I REPENT

I REPENT

 

[MikeH72]

4 goals
288 minutes played
72 minutes per goals
Total shots 10
Shots on target 5

5 on target for 4 goals?

75m please Jose

Since the Neymar transfer that's at least doubled to be fair.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Seems a bit odd Oumar can't get into the Senegal team, given they have a couple of important WC qualification games coming up.

I'm sure he could get a start ahead of dross like Sadio Mane

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Tbf, there is something visually unusual about the way Oumar plays football.

Lukaku's poor touches had a logic to them, they bounced more or less in the direction you thought they would. Oumar's poor touches birth a cosmic divergence of realities where the ball exists in an infinitude of states, collapsing only under collective observation into a single possibility that somehow ends at his feet.

He's going to be in the Dr Strange sequel.

 

[arch stanton]

Yakubu
Lukaku

It's all about the name with strikers. We need to find a goal scorer with a name like the above (must end with 'u' and have a 'k' somewhere in it).

OK, we'll just call the new saviuor 'Ou'.

 

[Ameen]

OK, we'll just call the new saviuor 'Ou'.

We already have him

Onyekuru

 

[Michael Tsui]

Looks like he is now trying to be the reincarnation of Marcus Bent and he is still playing in the lower leagues.

 

[demo84]

I don't claim to be a ref or an expert on the rules of the game but on many occasions I have seen referees book players for things where the referee has played an advantage and when the ball goes dead long after the fact. On those occasions no foul was given and yet a penalty was applied. Why would this not be the case in this example?

If the ball didnt go in then it would have been, but because he didnt stop a clear goalscoring opportunity (because we scored) there was no need to punish. If it was dangerous play but the ball still went in then there would have been a card(although most refs would have took the easy route and not give one)

 

[MikeH72]

Looks like he is now trying to be the reincarnation of Marcus Bent and he is still playing in the lower leagues.

Not having that Marcus Bent is still playing, sure he was about 33 when he played for us.

 

[Roztitute]

Not having that Marcus Bent is still playing, sure he was about 33 when he played for us.

On 13 September 2017, now aged 39, Bent signed a one year contract with Southern Combination Premier Division club Wick; club chairman Rodney Lampton said he and Bent had been childhood friends.

 

[MikeH72]

On 13 September 2017, now aged 39, Bent signed a one year contract with Southern Combination Premier Division club Wick; club chairman Rodney Lampton said he and Bent had been childhood friends.

Bloody hell

 

[Roztitute]

Bloody hell

Not long beforehand got nicked with a meat cleaver on a lemo binge haha

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Done well has Oumar

Fair play to him, I thought he was terrible for a long time