Our worst ever striker?

[COYBL25]

I always thought we got our money back on him , he was crap

Slight loss - bought for 4.5 mil and sold for 4 mil.

 

[Pejic300]

Denis Straq look like he had never played football before!! Truly awful but yet strangely satisfying all at the same time!

Straq knew where the goal was, he just didn't know why it was there.
I saw Kone score a hat-trick at Goodison so he's out.
Remember being very frustrated with Joe-Max Moore. We've had some rotten wank up front over the years, that's for sure.

 

[FTY]

Anyone who takes their mates to work to have a party in hot tubs, deserves to be the legend.


Cenk Tosun £30,million on that and cant belive he was still in the Turkey squad with hair still.

Prostitutes wasn't it? Not that that makes it any less legendary

 

[perth_blue]

Straq knew where the goal was, he just didn't know why it was there.
I saw Kone score a hat-trick at Goodison so he's out.
Remember being very frustrated with Joe-Max Moore. We've had some rotten wank up front over the years, that's for sure.

 

[Raino85]

8 goals in 35 games for Oumar Niasse should remove him from this list immediately

Beto is worse than Niasse technically
Maupay doesn't get near Niasse in goals per game

 

[Yarrgh]

I've never seen anything worse than Brett angel

If you told me that he was registered as legally blind I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Harryflashman]

If you told me that he was registered as legally blind I wouldn't be surprised.

Its not being legally blind but I do remember him holding up the game after losing a contact lens once

 

[Yarrgh]

Get on the list Albert you beaut

1940s. "At least no one will remember how bad you played in a few months Albert. Give it a couple of seasons and you can dine out on the fact that you played professional association football even."

2024: "Who remembers Albert Juliusson? Kin rubbish."

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Considering his only footballing contribution before a season ending injury was scoring a back heel goal I really don’t see how he’s our worst ever striker

Was that Traore? Think he was from Monaco. I agree tho, shouldn't be on the list with a 100% record of 1 goal in less than 1 appearance.

 

[chippy1722]

8 goals in 35 games for Oumar Niasse should remove him from this list immediately

Beto is worse than Niasse technically
Maupay doesn't get near Niasse in goals per game

Anyone who says Niasse was the worst, clearly hasn’t seen too much of Everton. He wouldn’t even be the worst at the club now if he was here.

 

[Yarrgh]

Its not being legally blind but I do remember him holding up the game after losing a contact lens once

Scrabbling around in the dirt . That's my enduring memory of him.

I presume it was Walter Smith era hence the shroud of fog around Everton memories only interspersed with glimpses of shear awfulness.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Scrabbling around in the dirt . That's my enduring memory of him.

I presume it was Walter Smith era hence the shroud of fog around Everton memories only interspersed with glimpses of shear awfulness.

Mike walker mate , I’m sure it was a corner at home and he was on his knees looking for his lense

 

[jtl60]

Niasse would have played about 20 times if he was with us last year.

Maupay must be on the list and high up the rankings

 

[Harryflashman]

Scrabbling around in the dirt . That's my enduring memory of him.

I presume it was Walter Smith era hence the shroud of fog around Everton memories only interspersed with glimpses of shear awfulness.

You’re not wrong , hardly the glory days of years gone by .

Always remember unsworth and dunne playing as fullback in his attempt to squeeze 5 or 6 centre halves into his XI

 

[the golden visionary]

8 goals in 35 games for Oumar Niasse should remove him from this list immediately

Beto is worse than Niasse technically
Maupay doesn't get near Niasse in goals per game

The bar is set low