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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
mate you must've had a double dipped strawberry in the quad or something, your paranoia knows no bounds.
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I [Poor language removed] you not, I was in some shop trying on jeans about a year ago, I was listening to the lad who owned the place going on to his mate about this 5 a side footie league he used to play in and about this bad dirty team that they used to have kicks off with.

It was the team I was captain of and when I came out of the changies he didn't recognise me so I said "some games them, weren't they mate" and he was stunned. What's the chances of that? He even said to me that when he was telling that tale he was thinking of me scrapping with his mate.

The world's too small man. But yeah, those boss little strawberries probably didn't help like. Or the mitzys.
 

chicoazul said:
I [Poor language removed] you not, I was in some shop trying on jeans about a year ago, I was listening to the lad who owned the place going on to his mate about this 5 a side footie league he used to play in and about this bad dirty team that they used to have kicks off with.

It was the team I was captain of and when I came out of the changies he didn't recognise me so I said "some games them, weren't they mate" and he was stunned. What's the chances of that? He even said to me that when he was telling that tale he was thinking of me scrapping with his mate.

The world's too small man. But yeah, those boss little strawberries probably didn't help like. Or the mitzys.
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Hehehe been involved in things like that on nights out, bumping into people from opposition teams.

I dont mouth off unless it gets a bit handy. Im a steamer, do the damage, walk way kinda guy. Leave the wide boys to whinge about it.
 

chicoazul said:
I was in some shop trying on jeans about a year ago,
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that in itself gives me bad memories, Sexy Rexy in Leigh, he used to whip the curtain back just as you had 1 foot in and was putting the other in, timed to perfection every time. It's a foregone conclusion that he will have a very hi res webcam these days.
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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
that in itself gives me bad memories, Sexy Rexy in Leigh, he used to whip the curtain back just as you had 1 foot in and was putting the other in, timed to perfection every time. It's a foregone conclusion that he will have a very hi res webcam these days.
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:lol: thats worthy of another SOAP DIGEST cover that!
 
kenada_blue said:
Hehehe been involved in things like that on nights out, bumping into people from opposition teams.

I dont mouth off unless it gets a bit handy. Im a steamer, do the damage, walk way kinda guy. Leave the wide boys to whinge about it.
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One of the lads from Speke used to actively seek out the team we were playing next and properly kick off on their captain or big mouth. We used to take turns to babysit him so he couldn't do it.

They hated us before it the game even kicked off and meant it usually did kick off. I couldn't be arsed with anything like that anymore.
 
chicoazul said:
Yeah well maybe some people were just skim reading it and would have well missed that and would have though it said Stevie Parker or something, what page was on it on eh, EH?
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Liverpool Echo.co.uk - News - Liverpool Local News - Steven Gerrard charge: Maximum five-year jail term if convicted

No mention of his club there either!

Rulez is Rulez. He's only St Stevie of Huyton if he's "a superstar".

Otherwise if its GBH its just plain "Steven Gerrard of Huyton"!

But if its Everton, EVERTON FC STAR..........................
 

chicoazul said:
One of the lads from Speke used to actively seek out the team we were playing next and properly kick off on their captain or big mouth. We used to take turns to babysit him so he couldn't do it.

They hated us before it the game even kicked off and meant it usually did kick off. I couldn't be arsed with anything like that anymore.
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Id just have kept saying to him "dont you have anything better to do with your life?" haha
 
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L4 4EL The Everton Way: 5.9

Stand by.

This is a bit of a controversial one.

It's like saying that Princess Diana wasn't a saint after all.

Or like telling a six year old that Santa doesn't exist (which of course, he does).

Or like finding a glory hole video featuring the Archbishop of Canterbury and Jo Brand.

Here goes then.


STEVEN GERRARD IS A FILTHY, ROTTEN, CHEATING [Poor language removed].

"I don't think there's anything worse than a player diving when no one's been anywhere near him. It does ruin the game."


I'm sure you agree with the above statement but when you realise it's a quote from Steven Gerrard you might allow yourself an ironic smile.
 
davek said:
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It looks like he actually chases Brown so he can whack him. His team has the ball, is on the attack, and yet he still chases someone down and cracks him over the head with his elbow, with the referee ten yards away.

Nothing to gain from it, but he does it anyway. There's only one word for that: psychopathic.

He can't get away with this much longer, I'll be very surprised if he doesn't disgrace himself and his country at the WC. If that does happen, then the FA have nobody to blame but themselves considering their repeated and frankly insane choice not to offer any kind of punishment for his increasingly regular offences.

Lille and United still to come, Stevie will undoubtedly be up to the same tricks again before the week is out.
 

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