My word, I was joking about this but I've just seen Moshiri's actual interview and... the above definitely actually happened!!!
How important was it to retain Duncan Ferguson as part of the manager’s staff?
Yes, that was really important – and Rafael was just as keen to see that happen. He made it clear to us he wanted Duncan to be a key part of his backroom team. He knows hehas incredible passion for Everton and a wonderful connection with the fans. But, on top of that, the manager also knows the strengths Duncan can bring to his coaching team.