The Sorting Hat
Player Valuation: £750k
Benitez took over and within weeks he's probably spent more money on a lifetime supply of turmeric for the players to snort, than he has on actual players.Mate Donnachie was prob treating DCL with laying on of hands and crystal therapy. We had a life coach as head of medical so unsurprisingly Benitez wasn't very happy about that. Encouraging that he swung the axe - hopefully a prelude to the Everton chainsaw massacre but one body at a time eh?