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Any game that he starts is one too many
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Any game that he starts is one too many
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
For a third time, how many games that he has started in have we lost?
Our worst two losses this season, against United and City, what role did he play in those games?
Third of the price of Lukaku, easily one of Robertos best buys.
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In the 12 games since his debut (inc Chelsea) in league and cup, we've won 4 of them inside the 90 minutes. Two of them at home to absolute bazungatripe like Villa and Sunderland (two goals conceded) and one win against Reading.
Four.
and conceded something like 14 goals.
Four out of 12.
£9.5m for man who can't pass at all with his right foot
You want him to be good despite his massive failings, I respect that. It's called the El Coco Complex
Bazungatripe - please do give me more detail on this top drawer word as I would like to bring this into my daily conversations. Give us a couple of daily scenarios where this word can be lobbed in without anyone noticing.
As an example, can it be used as "bloody hell Dave, this cup of coffee is absolutely bazungatripe"
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Why cant you just answer the question? How many have we lost that he has started in? Don't understand why you don't want to answer?
As for the four out of 12 stuff, ask anyone who was at them and they will tell you he didn't play in all 12 of those games, he has played in 8 games, how many did we lose? Simple enough question.
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Happy to help mate
' @4737carlin Your opinions on Funes the Flop are absolute unsubstantiated bazungatripe, clearly borne out of a Latino Lad homo-erotic fixation that will probably land you on more international government watchlists than Zat the Poom Pounder @Zatara '
Context defines all.
So just to confirm, I can't say to the missus "look at the size of my bazungatripe" ( i actually typed gazumpatripe then as well so maybe that's another word we can add ) as that just wouldn't make sense would it?
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
He started off well, but he was tripe last week and no-one noticed as Villa were abysmal.
He was garbage yesterday as well.
There's a decent player in there for sure, but he's nowhere near the finished article at this level imo.
He was garbage yesterday as well.
There's a decent player in there for sure, but he's nowhere near the finished article at this level imo.
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No, you'd have to say something like 'look at the size of my bazungatripe post on BlueKipper / GOT about Funes Mori being a good defender... oh wait that's from @4737carlin , I wrote the one with the facts in below'
Jeff Jones
Player Valuation: £35m
The new Derek Mountfield.
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MODS?!?!
Jeff Jones
Player Valuation: £35m
I've seen him turning defenders and holding the ball playing for Argentina, and he does look good taking the ball forward.
His long balls out to the right wing aren't always spot on, but at least he's not a hoofer.
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Dunno, mate. Him scoring would probably be from a corner, and there's more chance of our entire squad passing through the pitch via quantum tunnelling in 90 minutes than there is of us scoring from a corner."
called it.
a couple of weeks ago attended a local Copa Sudoamerica match (Sportivo Luqueno v Sante Fe of Colombia) with a Brit who lives here. He's an Arsenal fan who relocated and is married to a local. Provides the only English language tweet coverage of Paraguayan football, and some PL as well. Talked about RFM and I told him at the match, in which Luque was absolutely futile on about 17 corners that they looked like Everton out there.
I also told him Funes Mori would be the man to break the curse and bury a corner for us. I made a point of tweeting him Saturday, "In accordance with the prophecy" after he remarked on the scoreline.
Felt like Nostradamus, but, really, as woeful as we have been at corners, picking Funes Mori to be The One to break is like picking Bayern Munich to win the Bundesliga. Aren't I brilliant? No, not really.
Dunno, mate. Him scoring would probably be from a corner, and there's more chance of our entire squad passing through the pitch via quantum tunnelling in 90 minutes than there is of us scoring from a corner."
called it.
a couple of weeks ago attended a local Copa Sudoamerica match (Sportivo Luqueno v Sante Fe of Colombia) with a Brit who lives here. He's an Arsenal fan who relocated and is married to a local. Provides the only English language tweet coverage of Paraguayan football, and some PL as well. Talked about RFM and I told him at the match, in which Luque was absolutely futile on about 17 corners that they looked like Everton out there.
I also told him Funes Mori would be the man to break the curse and bury a corner for us. I made a point of tweeting him Saturday, "In accordance with the prophecy" after he remarked on the scoreline.
Felt like Nostradamus, but, really, as woeful as we have been at corners, picking Funes Mori to be The One to break is like picking Bayern Munich to win the Bundesliga. Aren't I brilliant? No, not really.
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