Toffee Carl
Player Valuation: £500k
Otamendi starts every week for the runaway leaders. He’s obviously good.
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MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
He's their weak link and will be the first/only one replaced next summer.
he's absolute chobb, they look weak at the back since stones got injured, and had to bring on a goosed kompany at half time
Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
He’s a far better option than the frankly disappointing Keane.
sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
Mangala is the weak link when he plays, almost Ashley Williams bad
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
I'd completely forgotten he played for them until he randomly appeared at the weekend.
Almost a bigger waste of money than Klaassen, which is quite hard to do
Ramiro Funes Mori
Player Valuation: £1m
So a month away? Can't wait that long
I would rather Mori than Martina. 
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
It has been so long, is he having two leg transplants?
I would rather Mori than Martina.
LOL.
I don`t think he`d be too happy with the comparison mate.
Could you imagine Martina in Argentina`s defence ????
No me either !!!!!!
Mori is actually a good player as well mate, his biggest problem is knowing when to just hoof it into row Z!
The funny thing is, he only needed to make one mistake in any of the games he played in, and some of our bellends would slate him to death, even though those other defenders round him would have done worse, but for some reason escaped any criticism.
Wait until he returns to the tender care of Fat Big Sam, and then we'll see our wild bull of the pampas lefting it down the pitch just like the good old days.
What? They weren't good? Or old?
Don't confuse me with facts, I'm on a roll...
What? They weren't good? Or old?
Don't confuse me with facts, I'm on a roll...
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