trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
Have you tried inserting it up your bum/down your urethra yet?
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slipstream86
Player Valuation: £5m
Dread to think what I would find up there. Some unknowns, are best left unknown.
Malt Loaf?
slipstream86
Player Valuation: £5m
Is that why some people butter malt loaf? This is a new paradigm for me.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
No way are you fitting a fat dead American singer down ye Japs eye
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
That's for anal.
Keeps the loaf fresh in case you get hungry later.
I won’t do that!
TrailerTrash
Player Valuation: £8m
TrailerTrash
Player Valuation: £8m
Oh he would do anything with his earwax thing, but he won't do that!
slipstream86
Player Valuation: £5m
Why oh why did I not smell danger when I disclosed my purchasing of ear smeg removal equipment on here.
I dread to think what other orifices that camera thing will probe
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
Perhaps there's some earwax up your nose?
Mate of mine was hard of hearing in one ear. Every medical he would complain about hearing the traffic noise while in the soundproof booth and the operator would tell him "Yeah, the soundproofing is crap, don't worry about it." Then they would fix his results or ignore him hitting the button like a maniac.
Got away with it until his retirement.
Don’t be getting any daft ideas about getting one for yourself @tommye. I mean, you can get by without one finger tip, but you only have two ears, and if something goes wrong…
slipstream86
Player Valuation: £5m
That's my kind of medical pragmatism. Basically just like playing Mortal Kombat back in the day.
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