Random things you've just bought...

[slipstream86]

Perhaps there's some earwax up your nose?

Will ask the vet to check on my next deworming visit. Hope the pet insurance covers me.

 

[tommye]

Don’t be getting any daft ideas about getting one for yourself @tommye. I mean, you can get by without one finger tip, but you only have two ears, and if something goes wrong…

I was just intrigued as to what he was shovelling muck out of his lug holes with.

 

[chrismpw]

A tablet stand, a phone stand, and some camo netting.

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If its good enough you'll put that camo net down somewhere and never find it again.

 

[TrailerTrash]

If its good enough you'll put that camo net down somewhere and never find it again.

I'm gonna paint it orange because of that very reason.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

A tamiya midnight pumpkin
Who knew it would be so hard

 

[carlos21]

I was just intrigued as to what he was shovelling muck out of his lug holes with.

Evening buddy.

 

[Kurt.]

A tablet stand, a phone stand, and some camo netting.

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Send the netting back , I can see it clear as day

 

[RAFUH]

On offer, lovely.

I love this, but can't get it here. When I did order it once, it was not nice by the time I received it.

 

[RAFUH]

Have you tried inserting it up your bum/down your urethra yet?

I was about to suggest it should be UP your urethra, but then decided the direction would depend on the erm...state of things



*recommend "up" as the preferred method.

 

[bluerobert]

Lurpak ? You a millionaire ? lol

I wish, it’s one of the few brands I’ll get every time. That, Robinson’s juice and Warburtons crumpets. Anything else I couldn’t care less about

 

[summerisle]

I love this, but can't get it here. When I did order it once, it was not nice by the time I received it.

Try this If you've got the malt loaf munchies, very easy to do, and, possibly nicer, and cheaper.

Malt loaf

There's something very satisfying about a cup of tea with a slice of sticky buttered malt loaf - this simple, good-for-you version makes two and improves on keeping

www.bbcgoodfood.com

 

[degsy]

Who do we reckon will he first to own up to buying a wife off of the interwebz?

One of you 'kin wrong'uns defo has.

Tried to sell one, she wasn't best pleased

 

[RAFUH]

Try this If you've got the malt loaf munchies, very easy to do, and, possibly nicer, and cheaper.

Malt loaf

There's something very satisfying about a cup of tea with a slice of sticky buttered malt loaf - this simple, good-for-you version makes two and improves on keeping

www.bbcgoodfood.com

Have you tried this recipe?

 

[summerisle]

Have you tried this recipe?

One very similar, but I cba typing the recipe, ; it's really idiot proof, you get a bigger loaf than the commercially produced ones, and imo, taste nicer. There are slight variations to ingredients in other recipes, but basically you'll be sound with this recipe, and become extremely popular because it tastes delicious.

 

[RAFUH]

but I cba typing the recipe,

I see where I rank with you....

*cries quietly