Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
All valid points. But, playing devil's advocate, what are James Rodriguez, Richarlison, and Anthony Gordon doing now? Truth is, even our so-called good players don't consistently pull up trees elsewhere. Richi, much as he's a good lad and a decent player, is now a permanent substitute at a club that will do well to make the top four. James is clearly in retirement. Gordon is heading for oblivion. A bit like us. As Moyes rightly and ironically said, "not too many go on to greater things after leaving Everton". In summary, one reason we are crap is because those playing for us are...crap. It all comes back to recruitment. And, as you say, even when we get rid of our fool's gold, we only seem to buy tin. Leeds will rag us at the weekend and the penny will finally drop for many. Riots at Goodison by April.Imagine someone who hasn’t been following us for 18 months.
‘So how is James Rodriguez getting on’?
- Ah we gave him away.
‘Wow. Well at least you have Richarlison’
- Nah, sold him.
‘Gordon must have really stepped up then?’
- Yeah looked promising but we sold him too.
‘You must have spent big on forwards then?’
- We brought in Neil Maupay and Dwight McNeil. Oh and Andros Townsend.
‘Jesus Christ. At least you still have Gylfi’
- Erm..