Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
I pointed out ages ago that supposed met instructions to arm and defend your property clashed directly with uk laws of reasonable force. I am in no way advocating this but it could be argued that if a houseowner gained for example, a metal object or piece of timber, kept it print free and after using reasonable force put the object in the person's hand they would avoid criminal action. Such a dishonest person would of course always just state that they thought they were fighting for their lives.