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Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
In many years to come, archaeologists will find strange drawings on the side of caves.
There will be drawings of hope and expectations which thrived until a foreign looking man in brown shoes made them extinct.
There will be drawings of hope and expectations which thrived until a foreign looking man in brown shoes made them extinct.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
From the year 2000 onwards, I never had as much hope coming into any season as much as this one. Even when we finished 4th, the team never looked like it had a lot of quality other than Arteta and Cahill. This one does have genuine quality players.
Fair enough. I've been there myself mate.
I can only offer solace by saying it gets easier with time, when you learn to hate them.
That big fire ball in the sky on said drawings isn't Halley's Comet, it's from a ball from the back when the brown shoed man is massacred and the plotter tribe install Tony Pulis as their new God.
Hopefully the players won't get that extended rest he's talking about once we get into the fair play intertoto gentleman's agreement good manners gets you places qualifying first phase section 1 initial group stage of 4 groups of death Europa league back door mind your step and close the gate slots that's on offer.
bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
It's just a game.
Currently cutting out a curtain and making flag which says #PraisePulis
Can we not encourage Goat to move please ? Not a fan of earthquakes.
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
I think Jags hoofed a rock up into space which orbited Mars before upon re entry it was worshipped as a returning god.
Can you go to Compton please.
Hahaha. And Lukaku was in an offside position when it reentered orbit right at his feet.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Enjoy 10th next season. The mistake you have made is assuming people thought they could actually get Martinez out. I don't think many did. A lot wanted him out, but there's a huge difference between that and thinking they could get him out. So you've accurately predicted that the Everton board settled for mediocrity and took the easy cheap route of not firing the manager. Congratulations what a crystal ball you have, no one would have expected that from our brilliant board. You've also predicted that we didn't get relegated, something that we're better at avoiding than any other premier league side. Again another astonishing prediction that no one saw coming.
Transfer war chest? Ha ok, thought this was Everton.
If proper Evertonians chortle along with a man who has now blamed the Europa league, the World Cup, soft tissue injuries, mental fatigue, confidence, and 'bad luck' all before blaming himself for a season of woeful elimination from all cup competitions and a flirt with relegation finishing behind Stoke and Swansea, then the fans will continue to get the club they deserve.
But yes let's all continue to argue about who blinked first when we were 3 points above the drop zone meanwhile our board builds to accept another trophy less season of midtable mediocrity. I'm sure the boards of Liverpool Spurs City etc are all doing the same (they're not, they're holding reviews of their managers for under performance, imagine that). Least the plotters were silenced though hey? (They're not, all of the problems this season remain the same, it was never about relegation or whether Martinez would be fired or not. This will all come up again next season as we continue to under perform).
Want to predict for next season that Everton won't fire Martinez and we won't get relegated? Go ahead, easiest two predictions anyone could make.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
RM talking about the need for better preparation in the summer and a top 10 finish achievement: that's just code for "Karma's a bitch isn't it, you spray paint scrawling, booing belters".
Hats off to the boss man. He's shut the agricultural footy neanderthals down with a couple of zingers here.
Hats off to the boss man. He's shut the agricultural footy neanderthals down with a couple of zingers here.
What are your expectations for next season? What would represent overperformance and what would be underperformance?
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