Romelu Lukaku

[Pabbers]

Theres a fella who plays for Everton 6foot 3 and weighs abar 18stone, hes a monster.

Lukaku his name is.

Nah.

 

[Mickey]

Sell.

 

[Neiziro]

I reckon I'll get dog's abuse for this...but I think we should drop him.

*runs*

 

[Connor]

I reckon I'll get dog's abuse for this...but I think we should drop him.

*runs*

And who do you suppose we play up front in his place?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I reckon I'll get dog's abuse for this...but I think we should drop him.

*runs*

If we had anyone even remotely capable of playing up front instead, you might be on to something, but sadly we have absolutely naff all in reserve

Ideally, I'd like Koeman to start with both Lukaku and Valencia up front, just to try something different

 

[Neiziro]

And who do you suppose we play up front in his place?

The boy Geri. I'm quite sure Valencia bagged against United a few times too last season, could give him a fair crack of the whip as well.

Say what you will about them but they at least have some sort of footballing brain.

 

[Mickey]

I'd start the boy Oumar and when he misses a sitter I'd turn to Rom and say, "That's your fault for being an utter garbage can lad, you left me no choice".

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Like this perhaps?

 

[BlueToff]

Like this perhaps?

Ev 1 - Utd 6

 

[ijjysmith]

Ev 1 - Utd 6

Deulofeu off the bench with the goal. *heart emoji

 

[Goat]

Like this perhaps?

MY EYES

 

[Connor]

Like this perhaps?

 

[Carlito]

Europe's top strikers must be looking over their shoulders with the window coming up.

'We're sorry, Luis, but this man came fourth in his league's scoring chart, and has a better strike rate at Everton than Mick Madar or Jon Spencer. What have you ever done?'

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

MY EYES

Hey, don't blame me I didn't sign them!

 

[neil999]

Like this perhaps?

i dont think playing a diamond with two wingers is the best idea...swap bolasie for barkley and another midfielder for lennon and its worth a try