Romelu Lukaku

[Death]

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It's amazing the things they can do with Photoshop these days. Seamless.

 

[nsno-chris]

It's amazing the things they can do with Photoshop these days. Seamless.

That's exactly what I though when I compiled that piece of art. I think Hollywood may be calling

 

[COYBL25]

Thank you kind squire

You're very welcome.

Carry on the good work x

 

[COYBL25]

Thank you Romelu. Thanks for all your goals. Thanks for all your assists. Thanks for your service. Thanks for the greatest ever injection of squad investment in the club's history. Thank goodness to you and John Stones else we'd have no cash to spend in the last two summers.

Anyone else you'd like to thank whilst you're at it Dave ?

You've started, so you may as well finish lol

 

[davek]

Record breaking seasons plus latter stages of cup competitions still equates to the same really - nothing in the trophy cabinet. Yes, Koeman has equated to the same ultimately, but personally, I have infinitely more faith in Koeman than Martinez - he has gotten rid of most of the tat.

And talking of spending cash on utter tat - what is that based on? Koeman has brought in Schneiderlin, Gana and Williams - as a result we have conceded less and scored more this season than we did the previous two with Martinez. I mean, yeah Bolasie I kind of agree with, but he's hardly had a lot of time to prove himself has he? Yes, Martinez got 72 points in his first season, but judging him by the other two it is clear that this was more down to ol' Carrot Tops well drilled defense rather than some sort of tactical acumen.

I'm kind of with you with regards to Moshiri taking us for a ride, but the Koeman "agenda" you have seems a bit misplaced.

Koeman is a bog standard euro manager.

Williams? Please. The feller is a lump of lard. He has brought in about 6 players with two being acceptable.

 

[Death]

That's exactly what I though when I compiled that piece of art. I think Hollywood may be calling

You're too good for Hollywood. Would Picasso ever sell out to a dirty propaganda machine like Hollywood? I think not.

 

[COYBL25]

Koeman is a bog standard euro manager.

Williams? Please. The feller is a lump of lard. He has brought in about 6 players with two being acceptable.

Isn't this the Lukaku thread ?

 

[Bally8]

Koeman is a bog standard euro manager.

Williams? Please. The feller is a lump of lard. He has brought in about 6 players with two being acceptable.

HMS Williams is the worst CB I have seen play for Everton

 

[Goat]

HMS Williams is the worst CB I have seen play for Everton

How you can say that when he has played with Donkey Mori is beyond me.

Williams is 50 times the player Mori will ever be.

 

[davek]

How you can say that when he has played with Donkey Mori is beyond me.

Williams is 50 times the player Mori will ever be.

Lets just split the difference and agree that we have a pathetic defence?

All of them and the GK bar Coleman need to go.

 

[davek]

HMS Williams is the worst CB I have seen play for Everton

I wanted him here. I thought he'd be great. Boy was I wrong. He stinks the 'kin place out. He makes Carl Tiler look like Pique.

 

[orly]

Hot and fresh from the L4 media room

 

[Bally8]

How you can say that when he has played with Donkey Mori is beyond me.

Williams is 50 times the player Mori will ever be.

I thought we was getting this great CB turns out I couldn't be further from the truth.

He can't defend anything but the 6 yard line, he can't be a defender in an aggressive pressing team.

Mori isn't great but at least he's more suited to our style

 

[Bally8]

Hot and fresh from the L4 media room

Oh I can't stand him, such a sell out.

 

[marsh]

Keep