Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
Yeah, once he runs his contract down to the point where he's worth a punt, I reckon he'll end up getting a move somewhere decent.
After that doesn't work it'll be off to Besiktas.
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After that doesn't work it'll be off to Besiktas.
John Osters Love Child
Player Valuation: £6m
be interesting how Koeman reacts to his jibber jabber. Martinez was all to happy to ignore everything Rom said but I can't imagine Koeman will stand for it.
I dont have a problem with him personally, hes been a good servent will be four years hes given us to get CL football, if we dont get it we only have ourselves to blame.
He also has to do it this year if he wants to move, he will get a new contract and we will get 75 mill. Almost 200% profit via a heap of goals.
He also has to do it this year if he wants to move, he will get a new contract and we will get 75 mill. Almost 200% profit via a heap of goals.
EFC78
Player Valuation: £25m
After seeing Rooney leave us and then behave the way he did in future visits to Goodison, i've stopped expecting any loyalty from players. All you can hope from them is that they give their all whilst they're wearing the shirt. Any sort of loyalty and passion is a bonus and for me i'll always respect players like Cahill, Hibbert and Jagielka for how they conducted themselves whilst at the club, but even then you wonder how much "loyalty" they would have shown if they were highly sought after from top clubs offering huge wages.
Wouldn't we all be tempted by that in our careers?
The only ones I think owe loyalty to the fans are boyhood blues. The likes of Rooney and Hibbert and now Barkley. Not Stones or Lukaku.
He's a tool, but as long as he keeps banging them in, I don't care.
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm not sure how I feel about this clown, just Who TF does he think he is.
But this is the whole point.
He stopped banging them in months ago
That's what makes his latest gibberish even more nauseating than usual.
But this is the whole point.
He stopped banging them in months ago
That's what makes his latest gibberish even more nauseating than usual.
I know he hasn't scored in the last 11 prem games mate (no assists either) but once he bangs in his first this season, then he will get going, I reckon he will get a brace against Sunderland.
There really is nothing to talk about during the international break is there?
Koko The Monkey
Player Valuation: £225k
Considering the players going for 20/30/40 million if Lukaku has yet another 20+ goal season this year he should be easily valued at 90+ miliion next summer.
TheFinnFan
Finners
Lets hope so. But....
The fact is he doesnt like it here.
Good poacher - horrible footballer...and horrible attitude too. We should have sold him. Hope he doesnt become a disruptive force inside the squad.
chippy1722
Player Valuation: £35m
Makes no difference no one will ever pay it. He's not a fashionable enough name. There's always some fashionable European name the big clubs go for instead.
Even if he bangs 20/30 goals the most he will go for is 65/70m.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
TAKE ALL YER STUFF AND SLUNG YER OOK ROM YOU LAZY BIG MOUTHED NO FIRST TOUCH GALOOT.
Hong Kong Bluey
Player Valuation: £750k
So, score some goals then Rom.
And then offski.
Ta
And then offski.
Ta
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