Romelu Lukaku

[orly]

Not looking great is it.....

It really isn't is it Kev.

Lukaku leaving, stadium project seemingly without any progress, Barkley winding down his contract, Ronald batting his eyelashes at other clubs (again)

All that positivity cruelly whipped away

 

[Prevenger17]

Look how the knife comes out as soon as our backs are turned

 

[orly]

Whatever you say mate.

Have a good day.

Thanks mate, you too

 

[orly]

Look how the knife comes out as soon as our backs are turned

Shall we berate him with four snake emojis or five?

 

[Prevenger17]

Shall we berate him with four snake emojis or five?

How many can we spare for this treacherous hydra?

 

[orly]

How many can we spare for this treacherous hydra?

I say we go for the absolute MAXIMUM for this utter utter judas reptile snake ratfink

 

[ToffeeTim]

The minute he opens his mouth to a Belgian journo some utter crap comes out of his mouth. It's almost like a switch is flicked.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Or he has actually already signed it.....

 

[orly]

The minute he opens his mouth to a Belgian journo some utter crap comes out of his mouth. It's almost like a switch is flicked.

Must be lost in translation TimFrand, when he said 'no' he actually meant 'yes I've already signed it for 5 years, taken a pay cut, refused a release clause and will honour the entire deal and can guarantee 30 goals a season'


THE UTTER SNAKE

 

[Prevenger17]

I say we go for the absolute MAXIMUM for this utter utter judas reptile snake ratfink

SSSsssssssssssssss

 

[orly]

SSSsssssssssssssss

Every goal has been another stab between the shoulder blades

 

[KevMirallas]

While I'm now not at all expecting him to sign a new deal, absolutely nothing he has reportedly said to the Belgy press in the past has been accurate or come true.

 

[d34noj]

It really isn't is it Kev.

Lukaku leaving, stadium project seemingly without any progress, Barkley winding down his contract, Ronald batting his eyelashes at other clubs (again)

All that positivity cruelly whipped away

 

[Prevenger17]

While I'm now not at all expecting him to sign a new deal, absolutely nothing he has reportedly said to the Belgy press in the past has been accurate or come true.

Release all of your hope, he has shown his true colours and they are the colours of BETRAYAL

 

[KevMirallas]

Release all of your hope, he has shown his true colours and they are the colours of BETRAYAL

Tbf this is like the 23rd time he's betrayed us now so it doesn't really hurt anymore. It's my fault for taking him back every time, but I secretly love the pain.