Romelu Lukaku

[MikeH72]

Our attack is mince and we are losing the only good player we have upfront

YER LETS SORT DER DEFENCE MATE

Be quiet Ernest I didn't say that at all.

But you're right actually, we could do with about 3 defenders.

 

[orly]

Really wish you said that to my face

Wow no need

 

[ham2]

You're cute

You're a tit on ignore

 

[Ernie]

Be quiet Ernest I didn't say that at all.

But you're right actually, we could do with about 3 defenders.

Join @ham2 in the dunce corner mate

 

[KUEFC09U2]

No there not

Look at McNulty and O'Connor

 

[Canuck Darryl]

"Best of the rest" just wont cut it with todays' quality players. They will be well paid wherever they go, so they are in search of glory; silverware, CL etc. There is absolutely no loyalty to any club by any of them.
How many players that we have targeted have balked at coming here?

 

[Ernie]

Look at McNulty and O'Connor

I can only see the inside of my cell mate

 

[TheBigIguana]

I'd put him on the bench for any game against a team above us and ones that are on TV just to piss him off

 

[orly]

Join @ham2 in the dunce corner mate

He'll meme his way out it shortly with some low grade LadBible bantz

Anyways, Lukaku will need to be replaced but at least we have plenty of cash to do it with

 

[tommytowne]

We won't sign anyone that can even lace Lukaku's boots, regardless of how good our scouts do.

He's one of, if not the best, young strikers in the world. He's overstayed his stay here and for that we should be lucky.

Nicely put.
Lets not turn this into an ugly parting of the ways, we reckon we are better than that.
As you say, lets just hope the scouts, one of which we creamed ourselves over when he came to us can do the bizzo.
We will surely have the coin to attract some half decent players.

 

[LAToffee]

Also I would not bench him. Actually I would talk him up. We need his best performances between now and the end of the season.

 

[Eggs]

..I have to say it amuses me when players say they want to sign for a Champions League club. I don't truly understand the definition of a 'Champions League club'. Teams in weaker leagues qualify season in, season out. Odd as it sounds, Celtic are a Champions League club.

Man Utd haven't qualified this season, Chelsea didn't qualify last season. Spurs are a bit in and out, Arsenal are regulars but never threaten to win it. Not sure what Lukaku wants. PSG will qualify every season, I went to Paris and watched one of their games in October and it was ordinary. Not sure if playing for PSG in an ordinary league and play 6 games or so every season in the Champions League is fantastic for your career.

If you want to play Champions League then surely that means a team who qualify every season who also have a genuine chance of winning it. If that's the definition, those teams are few and far between.

 

[MikeH72]

He'll meme his way out it shortly with some low grade LadBible bantz

Anyways, Lukaku will need to be replaced but at least we have plenty of cash to do it with

Hahahaha look who it is, still furious. I'm inside your head x

 

[Armel]

I believe his control is worse than Roms

Batshuayi is a technically proficient player, no bouncy shins. Very good finisher. I was impressed with his time in Marseilles, because 23 goals in a very average team is no easy feat. He was isolated a lot of the time. Good long range shot, free kicks...

The downside is: he's a selfish player. He sometimes refuses to give obvious assists. Offside, there are matches that he's always offside.

He has a colourful personality. Very big fan of Sponge Bob, Dragon Ball Z and twitter. I also remember that he was sent home from the Belgian national team (U 21) when he was around the age of 18 because he had invited some call girls into his room.

He should never have gone to Chelsea. I hope he goes to a team where he can play.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

So the contract might get signed after all, heads all over the place here