Romelu Lukaku

[Goat]

Interested to see how their fans take to him being their big signing.

Like this :

First touch of an elephant.

It is quite funny, though! £70 million, my arse!

Tender touch of a rapist..what's amazing is he takes that half heavy touch half first touch pass over and over in the same area of the pitch. You would think he would learn

What's amazing is the lazy f**ker hardly ever tries to chase his sh*t first touch down

Love Rom as a fellow Belgian but he is not a lead striker because he is a poor target man. Benteke and Batshuayi are far superior target men and Batshuayi is the best of the three in playing with his back to goal.
Rom is great in space, but he struggles again packed defenses.
It would be nice to have a technical 9 but they are so few and far in between and I don't think any are on the market.
Belotti is a less petulant version of Costa but we don't know how well he'd transition to the PL.

http://www.theshedend.com/topic/29509-romelu-lukaku/?page=74

 

[Buckshot Lafonque]

I used to work there ages ago.... Good times.


I remember giving Samba from Blackburn two magnums of Veuve Clicquot, one for each girl he was taking home with him. One of the girls was massive and he had a grin from ear to ear.

poor girls. Wonder if they ever recovered

 

[blulouie]

If this is about to be concluded there is one thing for sure , if its Man Utd or Chelsea this WILL be a world record.
Looks like its only the finer details to be ironed out now , been great having the big lump's goals but think its about time it ends quickly and the money is reinvested early.
Read some time ago Koeman was looking out for the next Mane hence the links with Keita Balde , looks like we will see the real Koeman style next year. Centre forward that can hold the ball up and 3 quick goalscorer/goalmakers just behind.
Question is will he get the players he wants ?

 

[Paulie]

poor girls. Wonder if they ever recovered

Wheelchair mate.

 

[Buckshot Lafonque]

Wheelchair mate.

terrible. So sad

 

[Fansince1988]

Vardy and Rooney being our main attacking outlet.

Think about that please mate.

Rooney would be a good addition because his a big name in football, coming back he would be happy and not rock the boat (like some do when they go on international duty) he would also help the youngsters, I believe he would bring a lot to our club. As for Vardy he worked tirelessly for a whole season scored many goals out of nothing and won the league with steam that was expected to be relegated, if Lukaku had have been in his place leicester would not have won the league. I really can't believe some on here even think we can keep him, he wants to go and is disrespectful to the club and it just mouthy and arrogant, you want players like that at our club?. The 2 I mentioned are team players which would fit in well, also Arsenal wanted Vardy not the main wenger doesn't buy rubbish.

 

[Toast]

Some people won't be happy until they see Shane Long bagging 4 goals a season for us. 2 against Gillingham in the League Cup.

Do we beat Gillingham ?
Hate going 2-0 up.

 

[ijjysmith]

Do we beat Gillingham ?
Hate going 2-0 up.

Everton 2 Gillingham 3 AET

 

[Fansince1988]

Hahaha, god forbid I ever see him pull on a everton shirt.

His not the type we should be looking at but at least he tries every time Ive seen him play, if Lukaku added some of longs work rate to his game he might become the great player he thinks he is, but he's bone idle most of the time.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Everton 2 Gillingham 3 AET

Value for money for the fans

 

[orly]

poor girls. Wonder if they ever recovered

 

[Thomasc]

Get him sold abroad for obvious reasons.

Imagine the anger when he's second choice at Man U or Chelsea and comes back and destroys us in a league game.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Relax lads.
Obviously Usmanov has flown out to meet up with him. There's been a lighthearted chat about the phantom bid for 'the arsenal' and a review of the blueprint for the new stadium. All the deals for the 6-7 players we need are 99.9% done and Rom will announce he love the club and is staying via Instagram at 18:00GMT tomorrow.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Rooney would be a good addition because his a big name in football, coming back he would be happy and not rock the boat (like some do when they go on international duty) he would also help the youngsters, I believe he would bring a lot to our club. As for Vardy he worked tirelessly for a whole season scored many goals out of nothing and won the league with steam that was expected to be relegated, if Lukaku had have been in his place leicester would not have won the league. I really can't believe some on here even think we can keep him, he wants to go and is disrespectful to the club and it just mouthy and arrogant, you want players like that at our club?. The 2 I mentioned are team players which would fit in well, also Arsenal wanted Vardy not the main wenger doesn't buy rubbish.

Well, first off, never said I wanted Lukaku to stay.

Francis Jeffers, Senderos, Gervinho say hi though.

And he's not exactly a great striker is he? Yard dog of a player, but amazing striker he's not.

 

[Toast]

Everton 2 Gillingham 3 AET

Andy Hessenthaler with a late free kick.
Top corner.
Why did we pick our third choice keeper in a competition we could win.