Get out my club ya lardarse semi-pro golfer and take Ashley Williams with you
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devogue
Player Valuation: £35m
Dirty Dutch
Player Valuation: £1m
Maybe because he's fitter then Kenny. He played some matches already for Curacao.
And i don't know if Kenny is good enough.
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
Is Tubby Ashley one of Ron's golfing buddies? It looks like he only uses a buggy to get round the course! Ron needs to boot him off and tell him to walk!!!
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
He knows the player, which is why he started tonight.
Surely last season showed that, though Koeman's stubborn, he's not like his two predecessors and isn't totally intransigent*, so, if Martina doesn't perform over the course of a set of games, then he'll be dropped.
*I've fancied using that word for a while now
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
There's a liqueur called Curaçao...it's made from oranges native to the island. Used to be very popular but you don't come across it so much any more
Only if he gets a groin strain like stek kept getting when playing crap!
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
If he wants to save a players feelings in public by saying they have a groin strain, then that's fine by me mate !
I'm really confident we can get a good one....... Sounds like he has one lined up?
Would be pretty good mate if we can
We'll try our best I reckon and end up purely flirting. I'd take Welbeck though - if he's free to go.
Well if we can't get him I don't know who mate but think it's got to be target man who can hold the ball up atleast
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