Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
I'm sure Guardiola is arsed about being a couple of points off the CL spots. If it were me I'd walk out in front of the interviewers with all my winners medals round my neck and laugh at every divvy question they made.
Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is more cheerful than you. This vendetta is bordering on obsession. You know it's totally fine not to pick at everything our manager says/does, right?