Ronald is the teflon man innit.
Everton is in a state of disarray this morning.
Walsh and Uncle Billy being held responsible for yesterday's DD shambles.
Crystal Palace being ridiculed for not paying Omar's agent.
Mirallas, Joel and Jimmy Mac....all surplus to requirements yet still here this morning.
Ross is the pantomime villain's pantomime villain.
And to top it all the only player to have scored for us in three EPL games is allegedly caught drink driving.
And as all of this plays out, our figurehead and the public face of Everton FC, Big Ronkoe, is playing golf down t' Algarve
You could not make it up
It is days like these make me love Everton all the more.....I really mean that
COYBB