My mum walks the dog with the masseuses cousin's friend, she got told that he's off because Unsworth wanted Eto'o's parking space closer to the entrance, that real wasn't so much of a problem until Big Dunc then heard about Unsworth getting a better space and kicked off about his spec. He then demanded a swap with Pienaar who's next to Eto'o's old spot but it's now Unsworths and Pienaar reluctantly agreed if he could move one over into Jags bay, were he coincidently parks his Jag. Jags being the captain was having none of it and told Pienaar to [Poor language removed] and try Baines who parks next to Martinez. By the time Pienaar arrived at Baines space Mirallas was already in it and laughing so Pienaar parked in Martinez spec who was late as ever for training. By the time Martinez arrived (late as ever apparently) he couldn't find a place and his only option was to block Eto'o in, who was now coming out of training (Martinez is always that late apparently). Eto'o politely asked him to move but Martinez refused to unless he got Pienaar out of his place, Pienaar couldn't go anywhere because of Dunc being in his old bay, and Dunc was refusing to move incase Unsworth felt he had got one over on him getting Eto'o to swap originally. Anyway, Eto'o then calls Martinez a daft tw@t rings Davey Liver, jumps in a cab and tells them their feckin mad and he's had enough and wants off. His cars still there and that's why the club haven't announced he's gone to Sampdoria, Martinez thinks he can work it out by swapping Coleman and Distin around but it's all a mess according to this woman's cousins mate.
