Samuel Eto'o

[diggerdestroyer]

My mum walks the dog with the masseuses cousin's friend, she got told that he's off because Unsworth wanted Eto'o's parking space closer to the entrance, that real wasn't so much of a problem until Big Dunc then heard about Unsworth getting a better space and kicked off about his spec. He then demanded a swap with Pienaar who's next to Eto'o's old spot but it's now Unsworths and Pienaar reluctantly agreed if he could move one over into Jags bay, were he coincidently parks his Jag. Jags being the captain was having none of it and told Pienaar to [Poor language removed] and try Baines who parks next to Martinez. By the time Pienaar arrived at Baines space Mirallas was already in it and laughing so Pienaar parked in Martinez spec who was late as ever for training. By the time Martinez arrived (late as ever apparently) he couldn't find a place and his only option was to block Eto'o in, who was now coming out of training (Martinez is always that late apparently). Eto'o politely asked him to move but Martinez refused to unless he got Pienaar out of his place, Pienaar couldn't go anywhere because of Dunc being in his old bay, and Dunc was refusing to move incase Unsworth felt he had got one over on him getting Eto'o to swap originally. Anyway, Eto'o then calls Martinez a daft tw@t rings Davey Liver, jumps in a cab and tells them their feckin mad and he's had enough and wants off. His cars still there and that's why the club haven't announced he's gone to Sampdoria, Martinez thinks he can work it out by swapping Coleman and Distin around but it's all a mess according to this woman's cousins mate.

I love sundays

 

[moosed]

Our board, Media & Communications department look even more pathetic than usual Eto'o having medicals confirming his new club yet we say nothing

We're a f*cking laughing stock

Pretty sure no one really gives a toss, its not a big story, its not getting much coverage and generally no one really cares.

 

[davek]

Just wondering out loud here: will he get a testimonial?

 

[Christiffa25]

Like efc ever had any control over this!? Etoo was in charge of this, not us. Quiet frankly the likes of Bill and his crohnies and roberto Martinez wouldn't have a clue how to deal with a superstar like Etoo.

Whether he's on his last legs as a footballer doesn't matter. Etoo the business is still bigger than the clowns in charge of us.

 

[toffee matt]

 

[davek]

Like efc ever had any control over this!? Etoo was in charge of this, not us. Quiet frankly the likes of Bill and his crohnies and roberto Martinez wouldn't have a clue how to deal with a superstar like Etoo.

Whether he's on his last legs as a footballer doesn't matter. Etoo the business is still bigger than the clowns in charge of us.

It's just a sleazy agent pushing his cash cow around Europe's leagues looking to milk a few more quid out of his career. It's not anything more glamorous than that.

 

[emb]

Amazed UEFA doesn't require some standard of professionalism from clubs and players over transfers.

Not appearing in another club's colours before you've put pen to paper is basic courtesy if nothing else.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Starting to think that maybe theyre just letting him get on with it himself, in a cba / couldn't give a flyin' / good riddance kind of way ?
He has a reputation of disrupting dressing rooms so maybe it's a case of "later knob 'ead, don't let the door hit you on the way out, and btw Jimmy Martin topped yer aftershave up with slash months ago and we swapped yer manbag for 1 from St.Johns Market & you never even noticed."

 

[Moomin]

Haha at everyone saying he is over the hill now, just the other week everyone was saying how they pinched themselves to make sure they weren't dreaming that Eto'o played for us.

Badly two faced some people on here, you KNOW who you are.

 

[Hangleton]

What's going on here ?

At present he is either a Sampdoria player or an Everton player. Can't be both.

If he is still an Everton player the Club have got to act about him appearing that pic with the shirt.

Either way a statement is required immediately.

FFS Elstone/Myers/whoever is responsible.

Possibly meaning Eto'o not seeing

Like efc ever had any control over this!? Etoo was in charge of this, not us. Quiet frankly the likes of Bill and his crohnies and roberto Martinez wouldn't have a clue how to deal with a superstar like Etoo.

Whether he's on his last legs as a footballer doesn't matter. Etoo the business is still bigger than the clowns in charge of us.

This exactly. We never "owned" him in the first place.

 

[toffee matt]

Haha at everyone saying he is over the hill now, just the other week everyone was saying how they pinched themselves to make sure they weren't dreaming that Eto'o played for us.

Badly two faced some people on here, you KNOW who you are.

People were touting him for the captaincy a few weeks back

 

[Christiffa25]

Don't think anyone's really saying he's over the hill. However he's certainly not the Etto of 5 yrs ago!

 

[sageyefc]

According to our PR man we wont confirm it til its finalized. So mustn't be 100% done

 

[davek]

Haha at everyone saying he is over the hill now, just the other week everyone was saying how they pinched themselves to make sure they weren't dreaming that Eto'o played for us.

Badly two faced son people on here, you KNOW who you are.

I must say, I was sceptical when he signed. I thought he'd be in the treatment room and feigning injury getting off for holidays and the like. But when he did get played his attitude was exemplary. He wasn't that great on the pitch like, but he pulled his finger out in a manner most of the rest of his team mates wouldn't.

He's no good to us though, so I'm glad he's gone and we can look to tie someone else up who maybe can offer something special.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I love sundays

Mate I can't make you believe me but this woman's cousin's friend has never let me down before.