2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[SuperKev91]

Rumours about Carsley lads - hold tight!

 

[HappyJack]

Rumours about Carsley lads - hold tight!

‘Adopts prayer position…’

 

[Marius57]

Rumours about Carsley lads - hold tight!

Someone said the same yesterday. What’s your sauce?

 

[SuperKev91]

Someone said the same yesterday. What’s your sauce?

Mate who knows someone at the club, could be jarg but there seems to be more smoke.

 

[Blue peter]

This manager doesn’t know any other way to play football, he consistently plays players out of position and treats players completely differently to one another. He has been here 22 months and for 21 and a half of those months he has drilled it into the players that defending is the only way to play, he has drilled it in to them NOT to have the football, the retrobell even has training days at a football club without a football, grinning and rubbing snot over his brow from the touchline as young athletes are being physically sick ffs.

This is a manager who plays his favourites regardless of both fitness and form but uses those exact reasons as an excuse not to play other players. Surely any manager with anything about them tries different players in positions which have consistently failed? Not this one, oh except when we played Bournemouth off the park (without Doucoure) and he stood there watching as half the team were blowing out of their arse and decided to take our best player off and then watched on as Bournemouth’s 5 fresh players had free reign to bombard us and claw back a defeat with 3 quick goals as he just stood there and didn’t make a single substitution after Bournemouth got back in the game (he still had 3 he could make at FT ffs!) to help visibly physically exhausted players. So because of his awful game management, he digs the players out and then doubles down on the safety first dross and gets his favourites who do well in his bleep test back in the team.

He offers absolutely nothing anymore if his team concede goals for fun, 12 goals scored from open play in 32 matches is absolutely disgusting, the sort of stat San Marino and Andorra would be embarrassed about and yet he’s still here, lying, denying the team he sets up is failing because of him, absolving himself of any blame, blaming problems that existed nearly 2 years ago yet not acknowledging that he has no idea how to fix them other than throwing the players under the bus and aiming for Tarkowski at the back post from set pieces.

Here we have a manager, the 6th highest paid in the entirety of English football, after nearly 2 years of his coaching methods taking off attacking players when a goal down at home when his whole gameplan was to not have the ball against the 1970 Braz… no wait, Fulham, so he could reveal his tactical masterplan to put his CB up front in a professional game of football in 2024. Blow smoke up this fella’s hoop as much as you want but the facts are he’s got a worse points return than both Benitez and Lampard after 13 games this season, we went 13 games without winning under him (the worst winless run in our near 150 year existence) and have gone backwards this season (after achieving 48 points last season) because he doesn’t have anything else in his locker to improve himself or anyone else. This season’s results are alarmingly similar to his final season at Burnley, they waited too long to get rid of him and went down. Everton cannot give him any more rope to hang himself with, do the thing Dan. First point of order when the ink is drying.

Yeah, but the players…

Get him gone

Just think during the time it took to draft this post, Sean Dyche was paid a whopping £1.2m!!!!

Only joking, agree with every word.

 

[Dykovski200]

Just think during the time it took to draft this post, Sean Dyche was paid a whopping £1.2m!!!!

Only joking, agree with every word.

A simple Boooooooo would’ve sufficed

 

[HappyJack]

 

[MikeH72]

Utterly honking manager.

 

[LEONARD]

Another uplifting and motivational press conference.

Utterly depressing.

 

[JohnJq]

Sounds like he's trying to up his pay off.

 

[Lob]

Yeah the problems existed before you came Sean. You have told us about 3000 times, after every loss or draw actually. The only time you don't mention it is when we win which isn't very often. Then you are the messiah.

 

[Delargeinho]

Rumours about Carsley lads - hold tight!

Would surely be huge gamble and risk to take in our situation.

But I am sure about 2 things, we would be in a better position in the table, and there would be 100% identification with the fans and the club.

 

[SuperKev91]

Would surely be huge gamble and risk to take in our situation.

But I am sure about 2 things, we would be in a better position in the table, and there would be 100% identification with the fans and the club.

Almost anyone is gonna be a gamble in our situation. The squad needs reworking in January. You’d hope with Carsley he’d get a response from the fans which might drag us over the line a couple of times before then and we can strengthen the playing squad.

 

[nsno-chris]

Imagine being a striker at this club, your time on the pitch is being isolated for large majority of the game. Dealing with long, hopeful punts up field, whilst your getting battered by 2 centre backs, when you do win it there’s not a sole in sight

You’ve just got back from training, bang the telly on and hear the manager tell the entire world that all his strikers are utterly crap.

What a massive moral boost that must be

 

[Tommy Chong]

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Hopefully it's the same bloke that paid Moyes a visit: